Call Me Tails

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

@anim-ttrpgs

year of our lord 2024 and we still havent found out a solution to Depression that isnt: Sleeping

The fact that you can actually text each other too is so good! Minus the part where one player's underground, which adds even more to the horror. And later when hiding under the bed as the other's doing the guestbook (for obvious reasons).

JRPG where the teenage firebrand protagonist is taken under wing by a wise older mentor figure in their twenties, as one does, except the third party member to join is in their thirties and regards both the protagonist and the initial mentor as dumb kids; the fourth is in their forties and thinks the same of the first three; and so forth.

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW

Girliepop I am a biologist and by technicality, a computer scientist. We use RGB and cone cell primary colors round these parts.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GREEN

THE SHIRT IS AN EVERGREEN COLOR THE LIGHTING IS JUST SHITTY CORPO BATHROOM LIGHTING

IT LOOKS GREY

Its green. Believe women.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you aren’t photosynthesizing shit with that shade of green.

Have you ever perchance thought that I simply have a different ratio of chlorophyll A and B to better accommodate the light availability of my environment

Wait, y'all can't see the green??