Retired from law, new career in blood drinking.

Yelled out loud this is so good

does anyone know if everything that dies someday comes back

why did jules post sciogliersi

why wouldn't I?

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors