EVIL JARED

@evljrdhsslhff

I 🫀 BOOBIES AND BEER bassist for bloodhound gang. dwarf drummers dont interact. i swear to god.

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i guess this is like, my introduction.

you should already know me. im that gross-out dude from the band that writes songs about fuckin chicks and getting blowjobs and whatnot.

(OOC; MORE STUFF BELOW vv)

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Hi jared what is your favorite past time to do with the rest of the gang? Besides singing and drinking

good question...

probably picking on each other. it's pretty entertaining. but if we're talking an actual activity...we do occasionally play charades when we're on tour. not a lot of room on the bus but we make it work.

(and not to brag or anything but i'm pretty good at it.)

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Hypothetically if you were gay who would you date out of your members just asking for research purposes

none of them. cuz im not gay.

anyone but spanky cuz he's a little bitch.

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we'reall a litrlgay rifht???

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does sticking it in peanut butter deserve all the hype? testing this out soon.

update: deserved. kinda weird to clean up though. probably wouldn't do it again.

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Its okay to be #gay we aren't judging you ❤️

that'd be nice if i was ACTUALLY GAY. cuz im NOT.

dreadeddrummerboy

This is a safe place dude, no need to hide❤️

why do you want me to be gay so bad? you freak.

dreadeddrummerboy

Im just so excited for the wedding, be proud❤️

this was all jimmy. i had NOTHING to do with this.

dreadeddrummerboy

Who's the woman of the relationship?

i dont know since im NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH JIMMY

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Its okay to be #gay we aren't judging you ❤️

that'd be nice if i was ACTUALLY GAY. cuz im NOT.

dreadeddrummerboy

This is a safe place dude, no need to hide❤️

why do you want me to be gay so bad? you freak.

dreadeddrummerboy

Im just so excited for the wedding, be proud❤️

this was all jimmy. i had NOTHING to do with this.

#jrd tlks #bloodhound gang

Its okay to be #gay we aren't judging you ❤️

that'd be nice if i was ACTUALLY GAY. cuz im NOT.

dreadeddrummerboy

This is a safe place dude, no need to hide❤️

why do you want me to be gay so bad? you freak.

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Hi jared :)

hey dude :)

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Its okay to be #gay we aren't judging you ❤️

that'd be nice if i was ACTUALLY GAY. cuz im NOT.

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Jimmy told me to tell you that he misses you and wishes you would text him back, he said he was sorry 4 the gay messages he didn't realize you were in public

who the hell keeps sending me these???

tell jimmy to fuck off.

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dont listen to what anyone else says. me and jimmy are NOT GAY for each other. even if we were who cares???

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Do you and jimmy get up to gay stuff

GENUINELY none of your business.

dreadeddrummerboy

GENUINELY does gay stuff all day, all night

GENUINELY don't by the way. what i do in my free time PERIOD is none of your business.

dreadeddrummerboy

GENUINELY is my business and everyone else's with what's in the movie

that was GENUINELY satirical. you piss me off.

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Do you and jimmy get up to gay stuff

GENUINELY none of your business.

dreadeddrummerboy

GENUINELY does gay stuff all day, all night

GENUINELY don't by the way. what i do in my free time PERIOD is none of your business.

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Do you and jimmy get up to gay stuff

GENUINELY none of your business.

#jrd tlks #bloodhound gang

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this one time after a show a fan asked if it was gay for him to get turned on after accidentally walking in on his buddy choking his chicken. no idea why he asked me this. how the hell should i know?

my ruling: gay. totally gay.

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jshxjfngkflg,,,.....,,s,d,g,,,mm,..

sorry about that... got super drunk last night. i dont remember a thing.

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