NOT the Actual Second Greatest Fan

day and night (what, what) i toss and turn

Do you keep stress in your mind, mind? Answer me. Or be decimated. And bereaved. Choose wisely, gester34.

Every single juggling post reminds me of you this is crazy

wait who

Absolutely insane necropost. I can't believe it. Two whole months! Implausible. Millions will starve.

killing myself immediately.

I never meant for it to go this far. Even though you'll always be the false xzkfan. There is always something to live for. Maybe one day you'll usurp me. Not today though.

I am the TRUE #2 xzkfan. I will take no other suggestion. There is no other plausible outcome other than the one where I am on top (As in, in second place. I will never be #1.) I refuse to believe otherwise. No further comments will be tolerated. Naysayers will be obliterated. Good day.

You must understand, the other came first. Technically by definition you must come afterwards.

Falsehood and slander. I refuse to believe this statement. Even if the other truly came first, I would still be in second place. For I am the true #2 xzkfan! Ne'er do wells will be conflagrated.

xzk-fan2 is a great and generous person. I assumed initially they were the real one, but the other one has some good points.....

Admittedly the one that came first has a good compelling case. The other is nonsensical but I concede very entertaining.

I was the first. I have seen everything. Those who disagree will be demolished.

xzk-fan2 is a great and generous person. I assumed initially they were the real one, but the other one has some good points.....

Thank you. I will take this with great honor and merit. Although I do have some questions about your dubious combination of handles. Of mine and my nefarious doppelganger...

I have run out of ideas for tumblr, I will be taking my leave for now. For all those reading this blog, please remember the essence of character all are capable of. You are not alone in this world despite how it may seem sometimes. I believe in you, and that is all that matters.

Goodbye, gester34. It was a fun ride. I will never forget your name. I shall miss you for as long as I live.

It appears my fanbase is fighting amongst themselves. I have not even queerbaited and yet the result is the same.

were you... planning on doing so ?

no

You must. There is only one way to put an end to this treachery. Queerbaiting will bring peace upon this blighted hellscape.

The demon of babylon is lurking and stalking my posts. I fear I have opened up a connection point between myself and something that is not human.

Implausible. Incomprehensible. I wear the coat of the righteous. How could I be a demon. Bereave yourself immediately.

well......

no my liege do not fall for the temptations of the devil

Halt your operations immediately. The true second greatest xzk fan has arrived. Belligerent fool. May you be casted away from this website.

I could not help but notice you have used bereave twice in this thread. I would think a demon would have access to a thesaurus.

Unfathomable. I am no demon. I have rectified my mistake. Do not let this happen again.

The demon of babylon is lurking and stalking my posts. I fear I have opened up a connection point between myself and something that is not human.

Implausible. Incomprehensible. I wear the coat of the righteous. How could I be a demon. Bereave yourself immediately.

well......

no my liege do not fall for the temptations of the devil

Halt your operations immediately. The true second greatest xzk fan has arrived. Belligerent fool. May you be casted away from this website.

i challenge you to a duel then mysterious stranger ! surely there is no way you are closer to xzk than i, his protégé

A duel with a fool like this is below me. I decline this offer. May you rethink your connection with my glorious king. You are nothing compared to my divine connection with xzk.

The demon of babylon is lurking and stalking my posts. I fear I have opened up a connection point between myself and something that is not human.

Implausible. Incomprehensible. I wear the coat of the righteous. How could I be a demon. Bereave yourself immediately.

well......

no my liege do not fall for the temptations of the devil

Halt your operations immediately. The true second greatest xzk fan has arrived. Belligerent fool. May you be casted away from this website.

i ate a tamale for breakfast today. Very tasty, will think about this more later.

I'm thinking about this again.

Unholy levels of gluttony. Unfortunately relatable.

who are you specter.

Do not question that which is unknown.

I had been under the impression the title of my number 2 fan had been filled. Perphaps this is an error on your half?

Do not come to me with these ridiculous accusations. It is an error on the behalf of the other. Do not be swayed.

The demon of babylon is lurking and stalking my posts. I fear I have opened up a connection point between myself and something that is not human.

Implausible. Incomprehensible. I wear the coat of the righteous. How could I be a demon. Bereave yourself immediately.

i ate a tamale for breakfast today. Very tasty, will think about this more later.

I'm thinking about this again.

Unholy levels of gluttony. Unfortunately relatable.

who are you specter.

Do not question that which is unknown.