Every time I pour a can of Monster into a glass it reminds me of pissing because the can dribbles and you can never seem to get the last couple drops out. Just like pissing. #GirlPenis
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Every time I pour a can of Monster into a glass it reminds me of pissing because the can dribbles and you can never seem to get the last couple drops out. Just like pissing. #GirlPenis

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i have small boobs + butt and i'm a being composed entirely of ill intent and malevolent thought. do You still find me sexy ?

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Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together
Galaxies are yurinating...
don't say it like that
i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!
Seems to be lay ontop of her Saturday
lay on top of her saturday tuesday
its lay on top of her saturday tuesday sunday
the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

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idk who u girls are but i love u. im scared
being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer
i remember studying medieval executioners a while ago and iirc in and around modern germany executioners were often also the people doing generally "undesirable" jobs. i can't remember exactly what was pop history revisions and what was real, but the concept that op is pulling from is the weird guy who lives at the edge of town and does everything from gutter cleaning to executions to torture. he's branded somewhere on his body, possibly the forehead, and lives with the shame of doing (what is considered by the church) inherently evil acts for righteous reasons. his father or grandfather was possibly a pardoned criminal who took the brand and was lucky enough to have children. typically the executioner would take an apprentice, but the presence of a child makes the process simpler and the position is inherited. now Geof Killer, son of Godwin Killer of the shameful Killer family, collects your shit and plucks your fingernails.
you can put an angels halo into one of those coin smashing mashines to get it emblazoned with something like 'i ♡ the jersey harbor ferry' and all it costs is 2 quarters and nevwr getting into heaven

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yk in hindsight why was literally anyone surprised by any blizzard controversy. they literally made the warcraft series
I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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