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♦ NOTES ♦

All polls will be published in the format of a new post, unless otherwise requested. If you'd like a special tag for your submissions, feel free to include it in the request!

Please include trigger warnings / additional appropriate tags in your submissions! This mod will try her best to tag whatever she picks up for content warnings, but I'm not infallible (or very observant, for that matter).

NO AI SUBMISSIONS ALLOWED. That means: No AI pictures, no AI writing. Any genAI that appears on this blog is unintentional, please let me know so I can take it down (or, at least, check with the submitter to clarify).

Blorbo Analytics HQ reserves the right to not publish every single submission received. If your submission was rejected off-anon, we will include the reasoning in the private answer.

Generally, submissions might be rejected for any of these reasons:

○ Ragebait / Trolling -> Questions meant to hurt, or otherwise enrage the audience. ○ Bigotry -> BAHQ understands that discussing hateful ideology (or any ideology, for that matter) in any circumstance doesn't mean that you support it. However, if your ask shows implicit (or explicit) support for racism, homophobia, transphobia, ageism, fatphobia etc, it will be either heavily edited, or outright rejected. ○ Defending abusers -> Same reasoning as bigotry. ○ Targeted harassment -> No personal attacks on people, this shouldn't be a hot take. ○ IRL geopolitics -> Usually a very hotly contested topic, this isn't the blog to argue about that. Other areas of politics are fine, e.g. would your blorbo assassinate a certain political figure. ○ Harry Potter -> BAHQ hates TERFS.

It is greatly preferred that you submit your polls WITHOUT PARAGRAPH BREAKS. This mod is usually on the app, which only allows copy-pasting 1 paragraph at a time, making it harder to copy full polls from multi-paragraph submissions. Which means your submission might be queued to later down the line, or not at all.

If you want to include multiple options in your poll, type it as 1 block and denote paragraph breaks where appropriate. Here's one format you can use:

What colour of the rainbow suits your blorbo best? ○ Red ○ Orange ○ Yellow ○ Green ○ Blue ○ Indigo ○ Violet ↓↓↓ What colour of the rainbow suits your blorbo best? || Red || Orange || Yellow || Green || Blue || Indigo || Violet

♦ CONTENTS ♦

(and tentative queue schedules)

All dates, unless specified, are denoted by UTC. e.g. Weekends begin on Saturday 0:00 UTC and end on Sunday 23:59 UTC.

General Questions

e.g. "Would your blorbo do ___? / Does your blorbo enjoy ___?"

Most days of the week, unless otherwise specified.

Tags: #blorbo gen

Fictional AITA (and adjacent)

e.g. "AITA for killing a baby?

I (30s M) am the strategist of an alliance of kings at war, against another guy who kidnapped my compatriot's wife and forcibly brainwashed her. We just conquered and sacked our enemy's capital after killing their crown prince H (30s M). As it turns out, H has an infant son, A (1? M).

Given what we've done to their kingdom and family, there's no world in which A wouldn't seek revenge on us all if he were allowed to grow to adulthood. I have a kingdom - and a family of my own that I can't afford to risk. So yeah, the baby is dead now.

AITA?"

Includes all submissions written from a roleplaying perspective of characters.

(Tentatively) queued for weekends. Will adjust if this format turns out to be more popular.

Tags: #aita, #blorbo aita

OC

e.g. "My OC, Ivory Wisdom Radiance Cygne Bridge, is a princess from a country based on France. Anyone else with a French OC out there? / Would it be offensive if her favourite food was croissants?"

A bit of a different format - if you'd like to get a community opinion on aspects of your OC, or find other people's OCs who might be akin to yours, feel free to ask away.

(Tentatively) queued for Mondays. AITAs about blorbos are queued for whichever category is freer, e.g. if there are a lot of OC asks and very few AITA asks, they'll be queued for Saturday/Sunday; if there are no OC asks and many AITA asks, they'll be queued for Monday.

Tags: #oc, #oc blorbo, #oc aita

NSFW

e.g. "Do you enjoy watching porn of your blorbo?"

NSFW covers: sexual content (mostly actual sex), unsanitary content (e.g. urine/faeces/vomit), and graphic violence (incl. graphic descriptions of gore)

Depending on the content, it may or may not even be posted.

(Tentatively) queued for Fridays if possible, but in cases where it falls under another special category (e.g. OC or AITA), the other category takes precedence. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE NSFW, PLEASE FILTER OUT THE FOLLOWING TAGS JUST TO BE SAFE.

Tags: #nsfw, #blorbo after dark, #sexual / #unsanitary / #violent

Again, please include the appropriate trigger warnings when submitting your request!

Non-polls

I'll try to keep these to a minimum, outside of housekeeping and FAQs. This mod has her own main blog for that (which you'll never find).