SAVE THE CROPS

"I'm in cappuccino hell!"

"You're an egg."

"It looks like I don't know how to do my makeup."

"We're gonna go to jail!"

"All hail the dead possum."

"Does that count as sexual harrassment?"

"I got my boyfriend by sending him memes."

"Go to the murder room."

"It was her idea!"

"How old are you? I'm not allowed to sell you anything, but I can tell you about them."

"A lady came in saying she hadn't had an orgasm in two years. Three hours later she came back to give me cookies."

"Do you want to trade off with the straight jacket?"

"Does my face look realistic?"

"Tell ______ to come get his/her blood."

"Even the professionals jump."

"How old are you? Lets go to a hooka lounge after this."

"I'm not a drug dealer!"

"It's hard because ______ has so many freaking freckles!"

"I usually use a popsicle."

"My mom keeps telling me I'm gonna go to hell."

"Meme it."

"You wanna fucking go, ______?"

"Fight me, coconut boy!"

"The hole's nice and smooth."

"I was a good child."

"What's a shortstack? Like...a short stack of pancakes...?"

"______, shut up, I can't hear ______!"

"No--you can't cheat on an IQ test, stop it!"

"My IQ is not 1.39, that was a crumb!"

     ❝ does chocolate milk count? ❞

     genetics. his father actually has seven centimeters on him, and his mom is no slacker when it comes to height too––a rare japanese woman who stands at 179.4 centimeters tall.  

     ❝ or strawberry? ❞

‘’Of course it counts!’’

   As a child,Momoko`s grandfather always    told her milk wouldn`t let you grow at all.    For some reason,she`d believed him. She    drank milk of course,but not everyday.

so while im trying to write on these ocs im gonna do this!

            “ —you’re making it sound                                  like you’re trying to spy on our teams. ”   chiharu squinted at the girl, curling a piece   of her blonde hair around her index finger. by   the look of her posture it was easy to tell that   the captain wasn’t very thrilled by her response.               “ i really hope that’s not                               what you’re doing. —-i get it.               bokuto-san is one of the top five spikers. he’s competition.                             that’s all people talk about. i always get to                      hear exactly how good the boys’ team is.                     the girls’ team is just as good as they are.                       maybe you should take tips from us for                    the dumb boys at shittytorizawa. ”

‘’I..I wasn`t spying! In fact I came   here on my own account! I-I can   even show you the text to Ushijima-san!’’

   The displeasure the captain expressed scared    her,fumbling around her large bag she desperately    searched for her phone. Finally,yanking out the    phone with the flowery case.

‘’Did you drink a lot of milk?’’