I rlly need LaCroix water to sponsor a cycling team because:
+ The kits would be Mapei level legendary. + The unflavored flavor LaCroix is called âPureâ which is so clean sport. + The tagline â0 - Calorie 0 - Sweetener 0 - Sodium = INNOCENT!â is beaucoup clean sport, but also pre-emptive doping scandal PR af. + The faux French brand identity is so cycling.
Bonus Talking Point: Bjarne Riis told Tyler Hamilton to go train, then fill up on fizzy water and sleeping pills to attain race weight. (cf., The Secret Race by Tyler Hamilton.)
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.













