the clipperrrrrrr

.not planning to be active much. I have better things to do than talking to You people

.uh. what. who are You? what the fuck do You want from Me? .You can... . . .fix Me? .this is some dumb joke and I'm not falling for it. go bother someone else

.birb 🐦‍⬛

.what's coming? wtf are You talking about, You weirdo? I don't want to be involved in any of Your cult bullshit or whatever

.(from @swiftlycatchinggammarays).

.sure am safe, unless there's someone on Ganymede planning to get My ass right now .and uhh. are You doing okay?

.they have such cool eyes!!! ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

.@ask-the-jovians

.yeahh I have. they're quite neat iMo, but of course not as cool as pigeons, nothing can beat those

.badass lMao .but if I had to be serious then it'd be .uh .broken? I think? .in the literal way, not the angsty emo "nobody gets Me" way

.what the fuck?

To : @/europa-clipper

From : 'bird giver'

bird delivery!

Don't worry about if the bird gets a little sad in physical health, it is quite literally immortal and invincible without even needing to consume its necessities somehow. You can give her food though, she fucking LOVES food.

( Additional note from sender : This is an actual bird named Dulcie, who is currently available for foster or adoption in Palomacy Pigeon & Dove Adoptions or pigeonrescue.org! )

.she's so pretty! waow .just LOOK AT THOSE MESSY FEATHERS and the big eyes ahhh I love her so much .I'm gonna spoil her so hard

.sure, why not. assuming it survives in space .I'm gonna call it Mercury and give it lots of seeds

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.oK NOW THAT'S OUT OF MY SYSTEM HOW ARE YOU FEELING????????? hOW YOU DOIIIING. uH. aND

.iS DUST HOLDING UP OK...?

.do You have ANY IDEA how much delay all that caused? if You ever do that again I will get violent towards You. just so You know .uhh I am trying to socialize with some other probes. huge emphasis on 'trying'

.listen, why don't You go ask him Yourself? he loves talking to You