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Your chances of being crushed by boobs at your next visit to the dentist are low, but never zero

happy pride month (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡

This is probably way too niche but I hope it's somone's niche LOL

Another @c4sh4untsth1sb1tch request YOU GREEDY HOG!!!!!!

let's give grandpa a bra.......

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

I’m sobbing

the second issue breaks into headcanon territory, so take it with a grain of salt. i include it in pretty much all my analysis of dante because it lines up very nicely with canon and, in my opinion, it's a pretty reasonable extrapolation of canon. maybe it's a theory then? who knows... disclaimer over... the headcanon is, essentially, that dante's gem contract, the one his ancestor made with huey way back when, concerns 'taking care of solaria' similiar to how quincy's contract is about protecting his tribe. obviously, dante's parents were pretty staunch on not protecting solaria while they were alive because they abhorred violence. this, in turn, violated the terms of dante's gem contract. as we see with rei, violating your gem contract makes you Sick as Hell (though rei has other stuff going on too. my sickly victorian child). so, we can reasonably attribute dante's childhood sickness to his gem contract and solaria being left undefended, especially since, after his parents died and dante took over solaria and started taking care of it, at some point, dante stopped being sick. this could also be attributed to him taking his second contract with the elemental spirit of fire... so, it's not air-tight. anyhow. actually getting to the second issue: if dante's parents didn't die, then they would continue ruling solaria and dante would continue to be sick. his parents would continue to coddle him. and solaria would probably just... be stuck in an endless conflict. dante would basically be stuck as a caged bird, something he would come to resent because, even before his parents died, he was someone who wanted to do something. (to be clear, the illness isn't really the issue. it's the utter lack of agencyyy)

Like was the Fire Territory unstable before because of constant conflicts and that’s why Dante’s dad was like, “absolutely not” I wonder if we’ll get another event learning more about the history of the Fire Territory. I’d kill to see them mention Dante’s parents in an event again.

So, that's my Game Theory on Dante's father's family life and history. Also, adding a fun angle to this, gems are passed on by blood. Presumably, Dante's grandpa had the tourmaline eye gem, then he died, and Dante was born and inherited the contract gem. The contract gem, of course, gives the holder boosted essence and power. One of the reasons I think Dante was so utterly sheltered by his parents and why his parents were so stalwart in their ideals is because they were setting an example of kindness for him. They were raising him to be different. Of course Dante's mother wouldn't let him participate in military drills, even with his illness put aside. (<- Mentioned in Eternal Hanabi)

as mentioned previously

WIP// just some meow meows

yeah I'll go now sorry for bothering you

From Kuya's introductory chapter.

I made this meme back when the event came out and I'm only now finishing the story of it (i archived it) and OMG Kuya loves Quincy he has loved Quincy for decades. I mean I knew since the game released that they are peak soulmates married couple but holy shit to see him yearning and pining so hard when he HATES every human is so....ough i love quinya guys. Also I always assumed Quincy domesticated Kuya but it being the other way around is so funny and cute. Soulmates your honor

just some seamen for my captain :)))