jess

Duh. He in his fuckin bag

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD