eunoia

as a writer, it’s very important that you know this: whenever you tell yourself “this will only be one-chapter-long” that is a lie. your brain is lying to you. it won’t, in fact, be just a short one-shot

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Rewatching Agents of Shield and goodness. In episode 1 it’s Mike who Skye is fangirling over but it’s May who she looks at with something like Envy. When May takes out the guy with the shotgun aiming at her, Skye watches and wants. A part of her wants to be like that. Skye never wanted powers, but she’s wanted to be like May since episode 1.

television comedy peaked at "get ready for a large file transfer" *pushes filing cabinet out a fourth story window*

I don't think I'm ever going to let go of the grudge I have against ABC for cancelling Marvels Most Wanted

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good