Antipodean Reborn

i love them. they are referred to as godlike in many ancient cultures while at the same time existing as just some guy. the duality… it doesn’t get better than this

I see him in me, especially when I shit.

Hey! I’m as white as The Donald. I need my own anti-tank weapon too! And I need permitless carry for it as well, all for my own defense. It’s my constitutional right.

Correct

Scary this. I was using hyperbole to make my point. And some right-wing weapons fanatic came out of the woodwork and agreed with me. Perhaps I should have demanded my right to own a nuclear bomb instead. A 60-megaton fusion bomb, that is. A purely defensive weapon.

Your mom rolling your joints and knowing the names of your little anime figures that’s not a cool mom that’s an enabler

Loser tier mum

Teenagers do need to get jobs tho

Fuck me man I wish the job market was this good when I was a teenager

Anything below 18 is prime meat, as soon as i turned it that was the end of my employment.

What is Death On The Nile even about? I assume it’s a murder-mystery?

You’re alive ???

The one with a hyphen in the name is an imitation.

Yuor black