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Yeah, I can imagine. I get so attached to my place, that every time I leave I just get sick or tired the entire time. But it would be fun to see your fans all the time like that. 

Yeah. Sometimes you can't stay in a place for more than a day and it's like, what's the point. It's difficult living England a lot. Especially when you get back home with your family. Yeah, it is pretty nice to your fans. Knowing that they go through the work to see you. 

If you know it, then go ahead and give it a shot.

I'm going to keep up this and pretend that I don't know the lyrics. Even if I do. 

I guess that makes sense. Music is good. I mean, maybe that’s something I want to try. I just can’t imagine touring all the time.

I think touring is the only downside of it. I mean, I love going out and performing in different countries and states. It's difficult being away from home. There comes a point when all you want to do if fly back and have a home cooked meal. 

I’m not lying, I do love you guys. Catchy music! Ahh I see, wouldn’t be a good idea then if you’d only pass out on me. Maybe the next time?

Well, thank you. I'm glad you like our music. Yes, next time. I'll make sure that I get the proper amount of sleep and dance with you. 

What do you like about it? I mean, is it the music or the fame? 

What do I like about it? Well, I like knowing I could make people happy. I like making music so if I'm doing both at the same time, it's amazing. 

And, now, I’ll quote Hannah Montana and say that I’m one in a million.

Is this where I would continue to sing the song?

Yeah, sure. Take it if you want it.

I would take it, but I love my job too much. 

Nice to meet you, Zayn. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a fangirl of One Direction at heart. Awe, now I have to dance by myself?

No need to lie with me. You do, I would dance with you but I'm a bit exhausted right now and that wouldn't be a good mix. I might fall asleep on you. 

Now, I have disgusting images in my head and I really didn’t need them there.

Millions of people would want that image in their mind. 

Well now that I’ve managed to actually make it home, maybe I can have a little dance party. Hey there, I’m Julianne. Nice to meet you all.

Hello, I'm Zayn. It's nice to meet you, but I won't dance. 

I could easily nap for the rest of time. Who wants my job?

Are you giving away your job?

Uh, you’re gross. Go jack off to Porn Hub, Malik.

I'll wank to Porn Hub later.