Espresso-Cookie Offical

Ooc!!!!!

Hello, I’m the mod behind this account! There’s some rules before I get started.

Do I do roleplays with cookie oc’s?

NO!!!

Are ships okay?

YES!!! WITHIN REASON!!!

NSFW IS NOT ALLOWED.

On normal in character posts, it will be tagged #Espresso Cookie official, posts out of character will be tagged as #Espresso Cookie official mod.

Asking Espresso Cookie goes under #ECO-Espresso cookie ask, and Madeleine cookie goes under ECO-Madeleine cookie ask![Madeleine may be limited time.]

Please remember I am a real person behind this account. I will make mistakes, but I’ll try my best to fix them.

I do have dyslexia, so I struggle with words.

Enjoy this blog anyways!!!!

So much… has happened…

…….

Not the best, but hopefully everything will get better. We lost connection, but it’s back again!

I hope everything, everyone will be okay. We still need to defeat Dark Enchantress Cookie! Keep safe!

Madeleine out!

If I don’t crumble, I have a cookie in mind. But we currently have a war going on, so that will have to wait.

On an unrelated note… we just hit a beast with our airship.. so yay I guess…?

Though I hope Espresso cookie is alright.. there’s a lot of chaos right now..

I’m personally more of a tea liking cookie, but if offered, I enjoy dark coffee.

Why? Are you preparing me something?

I do have a plan—currently Espresso Cookie is in the Dark Enchantress war, so after that’s done, he’ll return more. He’s just focused so that’s why he’s not making his own posts.

You may send asks, I as the mod will answer, but now there’s another option of talking to Madeleine cookie!

These will be under #ECO-Madeleine cookie ask! And Espresso cookie’s will be #ECO-Espresso cookie ask, just to keep it organized.

Banana can be radioactive, not to a dangerous point unless overeaten. Spiders have clear blood. Water can freeze while boiling. The human—witch/wizard body is made up of more bacteria than human cells. The brain is constantly eating itself. Giraffes are more likely to be stuck by lightning than other beings, by 30 times more. 1 out of 40,000 spiders species is vegetarian.

Oh my, isn’t this so fun?

Oh, my. I don’t think that would be very… productive to cookiekind. Or even to yourself.

From what I’ve heard, this Bill guy isn’t very trustworthy, so I don’t recommend making any deals with them. Let alone summoning them.

But, I cannot control you. So do as you wish. Just keep in mind the dangers this cookie may cause.

If you’d like practical magic advice, feel free to ask me. I’d be more than happy to help. Especially if it means it will prevent danger to all of Earthbread.

Please, be careful.

Merry Cookiemas to every cookie celebrating! I hope everyone gets what they want this year.

Um, some medical stuff has come up, that’s why I’ve been struggling sometimes to post. I’m in a lot of pain, but I’m doing my best with what I’ve got!

I’ll still try to post, I do have a lot of fun here, but I can’t promise every day I can post.

For the image I’ll attach, it will be pictures of espresso Cookie that I don’t know how to use!

Yes, I do have a Christmas post prepared. Merry Christmas everyone!

This is me talking about inactive seizures and how to treat them when they happen, and after they happen.

From what I was taught, when a cookie is having an inactive seizure, it looks as if they’re completely zoned out—yet cannot be snapped out of it.

Inactive seizures should be treated with care, just as an active seizure should be. Ensure first responders have been contacted, as they will need to be treated and cared for to understand what could’ve triggered the seizure—medications may also be needed, but leave that to first responders.

First, be sure they’re actually having an inactive seizure. Be sure they’re not just zoned out, or reading without glasses.

Make sure the cookie isn’t left alone. Do not leave them, to get more help, call someone nearby AFTER YOU CALL FIRST RESPONDERS.

They may regain consciousness after their seizure, be sure to keep them either lying on their back, or sitting up against a wall of some sort until help arrives.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

I’ll be honest, I’ve kinda ran out of things to say. So from now on, I’ll just start sharing facts.

When cookies are about to have a seizure, they usually have a vacant look in their eyes. Because they lose consciousness when and before they start to seize.

When a cookie is having a seizure, ensure the location is safe for the cookie who is actively seizing—even if that means moving them, especially away from a wall, or an object they may hit their head on. On some occasions, you may need to put something underneath their head. If it is safe to do so, you may. But ensure they have not vomited. And if they do, turn them on their side so they do not suffocate.

If a cookie is in soda, and they start to seize, make sure you hold their head up, and move them to the shallow end of a pool, or beach so they do not drown.

While doing this, you must ensure your own safety as well. If you cannot swim, do not try to save someone in soda.

That’s how to treat a seizure when you see it happening. Make sure the patient goes to the hospital, or gets help by emergency responders—as it is common for cookies to have another seizure closely after just having one. And it is important to monitor.

They also receive necessary medical attention, and possibly medications, which they may need.

Jellies.. very delicious.. thank you, to the cookie who sent these to me. They’re very good.

Okay, I’m back, but I need to remake the equations, and rewrite the topics that other cookies were confused about.

Thinking about my day… it was good. Until it wasn’t.

There was an explosion, not from me of course. But it was bothersome to my plans. Everyone had to evacuate the building. So I had to turn off my machines.

Today, a cookie told me that Coffee magic is useless—that is PREPOSTEROUS. I’ve never been so offended.

Coffee magic is very necessary. Magic builds on one another. Without one, the rest fall. That’s just science.