esoquotes

“Why do evil lairs always smell so bad?”

“To have learned it all is impossible to expect, but I think I learned enough to be able to help my city.”

“Hungry? I’ll put on the pot. You can’t crack skulls on an empty stomach.”

“I like the sound of the water. It’s soothing. Plus, I get burned a lot. You know how it is.”

“Anything you might have heard or seen could help. I believe in you.”

“Your courage is commendable, but highly misplaced.”

“Fool that you are, this one is glad for you to have been here.”

“Defend me while I cast this extremely powerful and fantastically impressive spell.”

“All I can do is have food ready for those with claws enough to fight.”

“And so, it begins. The remainder of the story has yet to be written. It is your story, now.”

“These claws are only good for one thing — slashing prices!”

“I’ve had tenants crowd their rooms with the wildest things. Mounts, foliage, assistants - I mean, it’s an inn room!”

“Ah, the pain! It’s exquisite!”

“Didn’t this one follow all the appropriate courting steps? This one rubbed against the Dark Elf’s shapely leg. This one preformed the bump of the forehead.

“Danger roams the land and assumes many forms. Do not let it catch you off-guard.”

“It’s a simple process. A child of five could do it. Unfortunately, we don’t have a child of five, so I’ll be forced to walk you through it.

“I’m a natural disaster masquerading as a person.”