Mean boys club

Are you gonna eat today’s ass, or let today top you?

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Dream Obama is OUT. Dream Wendigo is IN.

Remember: if you think you don’t know any gay people, it’s because the gay people in your life know they’re not safe around you.

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

i resent being able to understand this post

the sounds????? in this fucking video??????????

This was an experience I’m

This is like the antithesis of ASMR

FREE HIM

GUYS GUYS GUYS! Pikachu just needed some… HAIRSPRAY!!!!