Savage things Part-1....
Incident 1:
my little sister and me having chips
Me (after finishing my packet of chips): Hey, you owe me some chips.
She: Why? How? This is my packet. You already finished yours.
Me: Don’t you remember that day..
starts quoting the exact day, date, time, tithi, planetary positions
…I was in school, you were at home. Papa had bought snacks for both of us. You ate yours and mine too. I only saw the empty wrappers in the dustbin.
She: So?
Me: So, for that you owe me some chips now.
She: Before I was even born, you ate snacks for years. Did I ever complain?
Incident 2:
my sister blabbering about some random conversation she had with her friend
Me: Was Papa late today while picking you up from the school?
She: No, he’s always on time. He just waits while I finish talking.
Me (acting like a good girl): But you know, I never made him wait, just to talk with my friends.
She: In order to talk, you also need to have friends in the first place.
Incident 3:
me randomly giggling at night
She: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing, I just remembered my first school bunk. It was hilarious.
She: Oh my God! Your life is so boring that you are laughing at something that happened 7 years ago.
She does not even miss a single chance to hit me with some kind of emotional damage .🙌















