All I want is everything am I asking for too much?

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

this is true, can comfirm

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I am an Australian. You do not f*ck with Madame Zeroni

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

this is legit every kid in a turkish wedding walking up to the stage where people dance traditionally they start to floss and whip it real hard

shes the one that did the iconic cest la vie by b*witched performance omfgggg her name is lotion

You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted

I’m sweating just watching this.

Helleaueaughh

The girl on the right is really pulling it together for the others tbh

I still can’t believe you did this and how amazing it is

This is the content I log on to Tumblr for

Someone please tell me the “genre” of these kind of videos