Elite Penguin Force

G: I know! that why I keep 10 loaded guns at home in case some crazy maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder

JPG: for some, the best things of their lives, for other a curse, but it has a differe…

G: BABY DON HURT ME

Rookie: DONT HURT MEEEE

JPG: sure, what should I bring

G: just a good mood

JPG: …

G: …

Currently Dot/PH my baby sapphics🩷🤍🧡

Dot: I used to think happiness starts with H

Dot: Now I know it starts with U ;))

PH: Oh god Dot

PH: I sorry but I think you might be dyslexic

JPG: fucking dumb saphics agenda

Rookie: Like cutie or sweetie

Dot: Cookie

G: Die!

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JPG: Just let me finish here, tell him to drink some water and calm down

Dot: No, like, he’s glowing and getting warmer that bitch is literally going to explode

JPG: …

Dot: ROOKIE! DONT POKE HIM! GIMME THAT STICK

JPG: ah *sighs* on my way back

Dot: in myself

JPG: in my abilities

PH: in my friends!

JPG: I can fly

G: I can invent anything

Dot: I make good life decisions

Director: That’s not really…

G: No, trust us, she’s our most important member

JPG: since when you make good life decisions?

Director: It’s Pride Month

Director: You know what that means

*walks away*

Dot: uh? What?

JPG: do you want us to go on like gay missions?

G: just to make myself clear

That’s my birthday week and my college friends: