ON THE RIGHT BEACHES!

i’ve missed you longer than i was with you baby, the issue is that no one else does it for me lately!

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

I realize the point of this post but also. It's because they touch arms. Men touch center mass women touch extremities. On average, men are broader than women, so need someone to move their entire body to make a path, and women are more liquidy (like cats) and only need an arm or a leg moved.

men big and strong, women small and delicate (like cats). groundbreaking, thanks for sharing!

taylor calling people’s eyes starry/twinkly is such a recurring theme in her music that i genuinely think a boy comparing her eyes to stars when she was 15 was foundational to how she views and feels love

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

btw i hope it's shitty at the black dog

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone