if i look back, i am lost
JBB: An Artblog!
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Sade Olutola
Product Placement
art blog(derogatory)
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
cherry valley forever
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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A graceful jump
What always impresses about cats jumping is the way they don’t need a run-up, just (and not always) a couple of wiggles. Then they hit the boing-switch and off, away or up they go.
@amynchan @dragonsdeadanddancing
Cat upon seeing they need to jump: Okay one sec let me get my hydraulics ready
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Suction cup boi
(via)
he flatten
“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”
are you in the top 1% of listeners or are you normal
Top 0.001% haha motherfuckers. Also:
That's 5.8 months of music
Just casually stumbling across the #1 music listener in the US on tumblr.com. What other website does it like this
i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY
the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here
i know this really isn't the point but i'm loving the attempt at spelling anonymity
Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them
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Sound on! 🔊
“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.” - George Carlin
Chocolate Guy (aka Amaury Guichon) is getting a Netflix show :D
I'm very excited aydnahd November 26th, mark your calendars
THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY HAS A TV SHOW!!!
MASSIVE WIN FOR THE CHOCOLATE GUY FANDOM
Modern technology is making us anti-social!
It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.
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Do you have that one picture of a fat ginger cat on two legs that kinda looks like it's walking away or dancing?
I sure do!!
Gorgeous
GET IT KING
Thread here.
Tumble certainly lives up to his name!
The boys are play wrestling a lot today, and Sundew is respecting any "mrah!" noises Tumbleweed makes when he gets too rough. Very proud.
I'm hoping to have Tumbleweed up here long enough today to get tired and sleep, to see how Sundew reacts to that.
Have to admit, Tumbleweed's expression after nearly bonking into the camera is making me laugh even after watching it like 50 times.
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this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
Avatar: doing it right yet again
