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condom mcbroken is 21 years old and already has 2 ted lindsays 2 art rosses and 1 hart under his belt. im begging yall to pop outside crocsy’s voluptuous ass for 2 seconds, watch comes mcfirst skate and realize the kind of speed, coordination and playmaking he displays is absolutely unparalleled in the nhl right now. not even natemac can pull the shit mcdildo does and that physically hurts me to admit but i am willing to do it cus it doesnt take any merit from my favorite player, its just the fuckign truth. connies already on the verge of having a fucking mcbreakdown and i wont have him be disrespcted by people who make me scroll past sidgeno knotting fic on this hellsite every single day