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buffythecomicslayer

Monster High Skullector Buffy + Angel

Release date: September 4, 2026

Buffy doll: 10.5 inches tall with 11 points of articulation. Angel doll: 11 inches tall with 13 points of articulation. Buffy’s look is a total slay, with bold red pants, a black faux-leather jacket, and a holster belt. She comes ready to battle evil forces with a crossbow and a stake accessory, and a Slayer’s handbook purse. Buffy’s black boots feature more of her favorite weapons hidden decoratively in the heels. Angel looks devilishly handsome in a dark Celtic printed shirt, black pants, and a black pleather trench. His sword necklace is a nod to the one Buffy wielded against him in one of their climatic showdowns. Premium window-box packaging features artwork styled after the show, includes Certificate of Authenticity, and is perfect for display.

baguantte

the brain eating aeomeba got me

sawed-on-shotgun

ice water and tv time with my spoiled rotten fat mammal

miiilowo

ok i guess we're sharing now

rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

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brookheimer

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

airandangels

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

garrettauthor

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

thyrell

what’s the punchline here

thyrell

wait

thyrell

homunculus-argument

Do employers know that employees are actually reusable if you let them rest? Like if you don't use them up completely all at once, and give them time to rest and recover before the next work day, they just kinda grow back? That's how they used to do it back in the day, you could hire five people to do five people's workload, and then keep the same five people for 40 years without issue, instead of having 2-3 people doing five people's work and have to constantly keep looking for replacements since you keep running them to the ground, completely using up like 10-20 employees per year.

We still have access to all the same technology and materials that they were using back in the day. Literally nothing requires us to operate the way things work now.

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romcommunist

elm trees my only friend

romcommunist

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

headspace-hotel

northirish

There Will Be Blood? Do you promise?

kaity--did

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

kaity--did

Criminal charges

kaity--did

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

pigcatapult

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

kaity--did

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

kaity--did

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

synebluetoo

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

kaity--did

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

cryoverkiltmilk

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

ardentdelirium

... how many hearts are in the vet office

derinthescarletpescatarian

He just stole mine <3

teathattast

calamity-corner

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

calamity-corner

hold on let me look something up

what yhe hell

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yasutou

i don't know my lefts and rights either

r1k11

I'll say it you in a language you can understand... meow meowmeow meow

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