aggressively soft™

be honest with yourself about your needs

Money

i was gonna say something like water but that too

gold star ⭐️ for waking up today

this is not what i deserve, so this is not what i will settle for

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

if a sims movie is truly being made, i want it to be a horror movie where they do not acknowledge being sims and there is no evidence of them being sims except that they speak simlish and have plumbobs. i want ladders disappearing from pools and strangers breaking into houses and random basement prisons and people catching on fire while making macaroni. the whole thing must be in simlish with subtitles like a foreign film. that’s the only way you’ll get me to watch it.

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else