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"Mr. Penguin?" The old, formal nickname slipped out the moment he saw a familiar shorter shape waddle into his re-opened game show. "To what do I owe the pleasure!" He practically exclaimed, a wide grin stretching across his face. Edward began to cross the stage, mindfully stepping around the small pool of blood that was dripping rhythmically over the side of it. It had been a while since he saw his old friend and with Riddler holding the reins... he was pleased to see him. He hopped off the stage and headed towards Oswald with his arms extended. "Hello, old friend."
โ oswald, โ he corrects, though shiny eyes would give the impression edward could say anything, as long as heโs speaking to him. the surroundings, the energy, the life despite carnage โ it was wonderful. the antithesis to being unable to look away from a car crash, but with all the same call of the void. โ i just wanted to see you, i suppose. โ speech comes with the fixed curl of the corners of his lips, a stupid smile accompanying the equally stupid shrug of his shoulders. โ after all, what good are friends if theyโre absent? โ
those extended arms have him bracing for a hug - oh, how sweet the pressure of touโ stop it. admittedly, oswald is quick to close the distance & wrap arms around his companion. โ hello. โ itโs odd, how obviously the loneliness of goons alone is when embracing a friend. a break away, a wide but closed-lipped smile. โ quite the place you have here, โ
eyes to the puddle of cruor slowly spreading, โ the crimson is a nice touch to the green. complimentary. i, too, enjoy a brain teaser and the occasional homicide. โ
๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฌ๐น๐ท๐ฌ๐ต๐ป & ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐พ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐บ ๐ถ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ป. ๐
quotes from the first book of carissa broadbent's crown of nyaxia series . might be spoilery but i didn't include names . tw for cursing , death , suggestive content . for all your vampire , enemy ( to lovers ) & reluctant allies dynamics . * feel free to change roles , pronouns .
๐ธ. ๐ณ๐๐๐บ.
" don't look away. " " this place is a fucking disaster. " " never guessed you were pretty under all of that. " " i take no criticism from a drowned rat like you. " " which reminds me, i have something for you. " " made me think of you. " " it's a good color for you. " " youth is wasted on the young. beauty, too. " " you're sweet. prickly, but sweet. in an acidic sort of way. like a pineapple. " " i'm tired. tired of being afraid. " " crazy old bitch. " " don't drink yourself to death. " " you're dead here. try again. "
๐ธ๐ธ. ๐ต๐๐ป๐ป ๐ผ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ.
" you are prey in a world of predators. " " may the Mother guide you. " " i was trying to save your life. " " i'm not a fool. " " are you deaf, or just stupid? " " you're unfriendly. " " ally with me. " " top of the eastern tower. if you change your mind. " " you'll be easy to kill later. "
๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ. ๐๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐ผ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ.
" a gift from a goddess. " " i have a gift for you. " " you're a demanding little thing, aren't you? " " becasue i'm nice and pretty. " " OPEN. THIS. FUCKING. DOOR. " " remember right now exactly how lucky you are. " " i feel sorry for her. " " that was a foolish decision. " " i taught you better. " " i would have been there, if i could. " " keep those teeth ready, little serpent. " " watch their back, but don't let them see yours. " " use him. but never allow him to use you. " " what in the seven fucking hells is wrong with you? " " we can't cooporate if you won't let me get close to you. " " i won't even dignify that with a response. " " you're working against me, not with me. " " you are afraid of me. " " i'm not going to hurt you. how close do i have to get without splitting you open to make you believe that? " " i don't know how i ever thought this was gonna work. " " don't let them take her. "
๐ธ๐ . ๐ท๐ฐ๐ป๐ต ๐ผ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ.
" you're many things. but a good actress is not one of them. " " we're losing moonlight. " " don't you worry about me. " " get the fuck away from her. " " i'll be back. don't burn to death. " " i called and called but he wouldn't answer. " " we're surrounded by those who would like to see us dead. " " don't forget those teeth of yours. you will need them. " " daughter of the moon. welcome. " " i'm sorry for what i'm about to do to you. " " i'm glad your bedside manner is about as delicate as i would have expected. " " too late for that. you're stuck with me. " " did you miss me? " " i'm coming for you. " " you worried me. i should have known better. "
๐ . ๐ฒ๐๐ด๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ฝ๐ ๐ผ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ.
" return to the church at sundown. " " you were fucking magnificent. " " something bothers you. " " a dance? " " one more dance. " " give me one honest thing. " " are you going to kill me? " " you might destroy me anyway. " " that wasn't how i'd imagined making you come for the first time. " " you seem to be good at winning the hearts of ill-tempered creatures. " " we have enough if we ration. " " it finally happened. you've lost your mind. " " after everything, you're still afraid of me? " " i'm not a fucking animal. " " didn't think i'd see you again. " " you said it yourself. you don't have a choice. " " you can still say no. " " don't do anything stupid. " " we need to run right now. "
๐ ๐ธ. ๐ฝ๐ด๐ ๐ผ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ.
" you look them in the eye. " " i gave you everything. i made you all that you are. " " don't look at me that way. " " kiss me. " " we'll probably die tomorrow. " " show me something worth living for. " " i've done a lot of thinking about you. " " i would beg, for you, i would. " " you have fucking destroyed me. " " there she is. " " give me a fair fight and i'll give you a fair death. " " i'm glad it was you. " " end it. " " i know what it is to lose half of one's soul. " " so many mistakes in the end. never you. " " you're safe. "
๐ ๐ธ๐ธ. ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ถ๐ท๐.
" i was ready to let it all go for you. " " that is the stupidest plan i have ever heard. " " we will find the answers. " " everything looks so much more peaceful now, doesn't it? " " power is a bloody business. " " and there is no one i would rather have beside me. " " i give you my body. i give you my blood. i give you my soul. " " i'd like to be alone. " " you look like shit. " " better this than dead. " " what's the plan? " " you can find me when you need me. "
โ any room can be a panic room, if youโd just give me a second, โ โฟแต, โฟแต๊ แตหกแตแตหขแต แตแตโฟโแต โ BANG!ย โ โ see? โ
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His mother had always said, if you couldn't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So, when Alfred saw the Penguin hobbling towards him as he sat drinking alone at a bar, he considered getting up and simply walking away. He didn't want to be seen hobnobbing with the likes of Oswald Cobblepot, thanks very much. But then again, it wouldn't do to be seen to be walking away from the fella either. It wasn't entirely clear if Oswald was heading his way on purpose, or if it was just rotten luck.
Either way, Alfred managed a tight smile, and greeted the other man before Oswald greeted him. "Mister Cobblepot, fancy seeing you here," he said. "Don't drink in your own club, then?" He took a swig of his own drink, and put his glass down on the bar.
the rain often agitated oswaldโs ankle, the fractured bone & damaged muscle never having the chance to heal properly. he supposes the same force that beckons the clouds to spill their contents is the same force behind the ache โ a cosmic unrest, something provoking in the air. it was days such as these where agitation accompanied pain. though his clientele werenโt a particularly obnoxious group, oswald had no desire to watch as men take shots out of the cleavage of dancers, their faces full of 200$ perfume & pearl necklaces, nor did he wish to see women tainting the collars of men with maroon lipstick and whispers of the divinely devious.
spotting wayne enterprises chief billionaireโs butler was something of a twist of fate. it hadnโt been long since penguin had crashed mr. wayneโs charity ball - after all, the owner of the most nightclubs in gotham should make an appearance, and with coin to spare. he can tell by the otherโs demeanour that his presence is unwelcome - but alas, the bar alfred sits at holds the alcohol, and the alcohol holds a semblance of pain relief. penguin mirrors that tight smile, head tilting just slightly with the full stop at the bar, weight leaning onto his walking-stick. โ fancy seeing me here, indeed, โ he chuckles, the laughter false. โ i would tell you that consuming what one intends to sell is antithetical, and therefore i donโt, but i would be lying. โ
โ youโve finally caught a break, i see. โ oswald notes, settling himself onto a barstool, his cane resting against mahogany. eyes take across a selection of bottles . . . nothing as good as what heโs got in his own territory. โ tiring, isnโt it? doting on another, i mean. lord knows- heh- i have been there, โ a nod & the pressing together of lips - faux sympathy. โ of course, i clawed my way out of such power dynamics. as could you. โ

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