ive always wanted to date a girl named "the power"

watching the weather report and praying that it rains tomorrow

either never buying anything from Joja Mart or only buying from Joja Mart

knowing that something is worth 0g but still putting it in the sell box

gravely misunderstanding the distance between [insert place] and your farmhouse and ending up passing out from exhaustion two screens away from it bc you left too late

instinctively reeling in your fishing rod after hearing a sound effect even if its not the catch noise

having a spouse who’s basically just (irl) you

that Specific frustration of seeing an artifact spot but not being able to dig it up bc your hoe tool is at clints

spending 6 am to 1:50 am just decorating your farmhouse

those ungodly howling noises when it rains

having a whole bunch of space on your farm but only putting everything on one specific corner

They’re somewhere between married and just super best friends and it’s a funny area to have them in because the baseline can change