ask me about my rat curse

"Mother's Day"/"Time Out"

since sue finally doesn't have to wear crutches anymore as of the new chapter, i got curious and went to see how much time has passed irl since she broke her leg

Those eyes.

Those god forsaken eyes.

So cute. So innocent.

So deceitful.

They haunt me.

What thoughts lie behind those beady acrylic pearls?

What malevolent force directs its gaze at all times towards the Selkirk-Ragamuffin that owns it?

why is it checking out Rachael's ass

How did it earn a spot on the 20th anniversary poster when it itself is a mere thing of fabric and polyester?

...and are we really sure it is just a plush toy?

I see it in my dreams, you know.

No matter where I am... no matter where I go... I see those eyes. Motionless, lifeless, yet still following me.

Always.

Staring at me.

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

Source:

Like. Clearly you have not tried to pay the bills on book sales.

We definitely need to reform the copyright system so they actually protect small creators instead of Disney, but a state of total anarchy has never yet been demonstrated to protect the vulnerable. In the absence of regulation, the strong oppress the weak. Bad regulation only helps them oppress the weak more, but no regulation is not the answer.

didn't realize rainwater had gotten in and turned it into rotten cabbage carrot potato soup in the sun.

i opened it and the smell was so bad that i said out loud "oh i'm going to hell for this."

Linktober Day 24: Dream

(What if Age of Calamity is just a dream Zelda has during the 100 years she waited for Link?)

AoC/BotW comic