Emma Lockely, Dragonologist in Training

The problem with bridge trolls is that not enough of them can enunciate clearly. The riddles aren’t that hard, but when “legs” sounds like “less” it’s easy to screw up

Happy pride!!! Was busy in labs for 2 days (we figured we should test our fireproofing. My fingers are burned) so I missed the start. Be gay, summon demons

Dragon flew within eyesight of my dorm on the WEEKEND. They’re taunting me

for those curious, once again no dragons :( not even any flying today. The other undergrads are less annoying, though. Amy is actually pretty smart. We'll see about daniel lol (i'm kidding, he's also smart)

i have learned that ohio liquor laws mean you can't buy alcohol on sunday and only in the state approved stores. What contract allows for this? seriously, any demon-workers please let me know

For those who don’t do magic, yes mage college students do arcane-y rituals and stuff too. Except ours summon real demons or the undead. And they’re loud as fuck. Whoever is doing that two rooms over, keep it down. Trying to sleep

Saw a few dragons flying today. No nests. I learned everyone’s fast food preferences. We made it to Culver’s which was good, but sadly dragon finding is not always exciting

Wooo we are doing a field day! Dragon research on the road. We have several paper maps, a crystal ball, and a GPS. There are 5 of us squeezed into my prof’s sedan. Nothing can go wrong

Some people want to make money, I want to study dragon flight patterns all day and figure out where their nests are. Guess which of us is winning?

If you need to stop a ritual to check if you should be reading the optional part, you shouldn’t be doing a ritual in the first place. Fucking demon summoners

Okay so how do you managed to get lit on fire on a research day??? Book curses. No one checks for book curses

One of the other undergrads in my lab just texted and asked if I know any shield spells. We’re so cooked. And I do mean literally. Like… by dragonfire

If one more person says they’re great at fire magic and then chucks a shooter at my head I will set them alight

All I’m saying is that vomiting squirrels is a pretty classic curse, and if you’re not ready for it then you probably shouldn’t be in an arcane library

Why is slime lab (down the hall) the most fun lab? Because slime lab's side-project is jello shots