BURBS

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE STORY

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

*whispers* no

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

im stars too

BISEXUAL JAMES POTTER who at some point definitely slammed open the dorm room door and went “I’m here, queer and sometimes a deer”.