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If you think about it, my car is nothing but a giant pollen-covered bumblebee. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpYKhGCumEF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Honey, I’m home!!! (at Wegmans) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmkG61AP2n3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Ahhhh! My sister saved so many ornaments from my childhood. 🥹❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhqdayPghz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I brought you a bouquet. Happy November. 😁 https://www.instagram.com/p/CkaxwZSr9Bg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I was just minding my own business, and the plague doctor stopped by. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj_zt-aNnjX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Goosey just fell over. I had to prop her back up. She may not make it to Halloween! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj_YRnzPnjc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My real Halloween costume: space pirate https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj9IyExtqQH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

We have a bright idea lamp at work, but every time I walk by it, my kind-of-Jewish self wonders who died. #yartzeit https://www.instagram.com/p/CjybuoTvSRh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It’s annual face filter time! The lazy person’s costume! Yay! 😃🎃 https://www.instagram.com/p/CjeQIKZNtIf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It’s a couch. Thing. (at Thalian Hall Center for the Performing Arts, Inc.) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci6VLzRN9Cc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The view from under my @shibumishade ❤️ (at Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfCAoksLwpo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Hey Mom, just FYI I’m changing my middle name to “Mushu.” #aapi https://www.instagram.com/p/CezQsaOvM2C/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Heeey!! Brand new audiobook! https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0B31T1JPQ https://www.instagram.com/p/CeUv3cet9f8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I should have bought some to try, but my sister loves houseplants and it seemed rude. (at Wegmans) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccc3V22uvqK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When you visit family and end up at Wegman’s for fun… (at Wegman’s Morrisville) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccc3G4DOr7U/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Not my car, but it looked really icy and cool. Literally cool. 😏🧊🥶 (at Wilmington, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZC64hOPSfy/?utm_medium=tumblr

We got ice! That’s my car through the window. No filter on this photo. (at Wilmington, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZCa_G7LZfW/?utm_medium=tumblr