Alright, you also asked for series 8, so here it is.
Completely erase this eraser. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.
Bridgette initially tried to rub the eraser out, but then realizes that that is going to take a long time. So she decides to set it on fire. Sadly, the fire doesn't work. So she throws it into a bush and tells Noah to stop the clock saying that she "erased it". She takes 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
Alejandro decides to do it the proper way and breaks it in two before rubbing the eraser out on some sandpaper. He then proceeds throw the ashes outside the caravan ceremoniously. He does it in 19 minutes and 32 seconds.
Morie chucks it down the toilet. 34 seconds.
Cody chucks it down the toilet. 20 seconds.
Heather initially tries to eat the eraser, but realizing that it's not working and she's making a fool of herself, she chucks it down the toilet in 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
After seeing 3 people consecutively chuck erasers down the toilet, Alejandro decides to say something.
I'm sorry, but, did those 3 erase it?
I removed it from society
Yeah, but it's still an eraser. It's still whole.
Yours is in a mush by your feet!
Yeah, but it can't be functionally used as an eraser.
Mine is underwater in a pipe!
But it's still an eraser! You can-
No one is ever going to use that as an eraser again.
If they really really wanted to, they could find it, and it would still be intact to use as an eraser
Where the f**k has this come from‽‽‽
I just feel so fed up with putting in just, genuinely, like, loads and loads of effort into the task, and these other people just find some wanky work around. It's just, I rea- PUT SOME F**KING EFFORT IN!! Sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Ok, so I will say, that based purely on the times: Alejandro gets 1, Bridgette gets 2, Heather gets 3, Morie gets 4, and Cody gets 5. But based on how you look, I'm assuming you're going to change that.
You'd be right. So first up, let's just acknowledge that Alejandro was the only person to erase the eraser, and that should be rewarded. So, I'm gonna give him 3 more points, because he's the only one to follow the task.
Glad to know there's at least some justice in this word
I'm gonna keep Bridgette and the bathroom game the same, because I admire the lateral thinking. BUT, I am also gonna give Heather another bonus point for genuinely trying to eat the eraser.
So that's 2 points to Bridgette, 4 points to Alejandro, Morie, and Heather, and 5 points to Cody Anderson!
EVERYONE THROWING THE ERASERS DOWN THE TOILET ROFL
heather eating the eraser feels oddly perfectly canon in a way I fear I cannot explain
This is also one of my new favorite tasks