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(you dont have to btw it'd just be helpful.)

Hey that’s a good idea man ^_^ur smart anon

Uheeemm I don’t use all of these extremely often, but that doesn’t make them inactive!!!

I’ll include a small intro under the users….

OKAY HERE GOES!!!!!!!!!!

@egforsakentakes —-My forsaken takes blog, for people to send in anything forsaken related.

@egtotaldramatakes —-My Total Drama takes blog, for people to send in anything total drama related.

@alicesknife —-my kindergarten side blog, for kindergarten posting!! Its the main one im using right now due to a really strong kindergarten fixation:)

@hanzossword —-My pico’s school side blog, for pico’s school posting

@zizzyfan —-my piggy side blog, for posting abt piggy

My name is Truss! I’m a girl, any pronouns work because I don’t really care

I’m really bad about checking my inboxes,

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Completely erase this eraser. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

Bridgette initially tried to rub the eraser out, but then realizes that that is going to take a long time. So she decides to set it on fire. Sadly, the fire doesn't work. So she throws it into a bush and tells Noah to stop the clock saying that she "erased it". She takes 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

Alejandro decides to do it the proper way and breaks it in two before rubbing the eraser out on some sandpaper. He then proceeds throw the ashes outside the caravan ceremoniously. He does it in 19 minutes and 32 seconds.

Morie chucks it down the toilet. 34 seconds.

Cody chucks it down the toilet. 20 seconds.

Heather initially tries to eat the eraser, but realizing that it's not working and she's making a fool of herself, she chucks it down the toilet in 2 minutes and 50 seconds.

After seeing 3 people consecutively chuck erasers down the toilet, Alejandro decides to say something.

I'm sorry, but, did those 3 erase it?

I removed it from society

Yeah, but it's still an eraser. It's still whole.

Yours is in a mush by your feet!

Yeah, but it can't be functionally used as an eraser.

Mine is underwater in a pipe!

But it's still an eraser! You can-

No one is ever going to use that as an eraser again.

If they really really wanted to, they could find it, and it would still be intact to use as an eraser

Where the f**k has this come from‽‽‽

I just feel so fed up with putting in just, genuinely, like, loads and loads of effort into the task, and these other people just find some wanky work around. It's just, I rea- PUT SOME F**KING EFFORT IN!! Sorry. I don't know what came over me.

Ok, so I will say, that based purely on the times: Alejandro gets 1, Bridgette gets 2, Heather gets 3, Morie gets 4, and Cody gets 5. But based on how you look, I'm assuming you're going to change that.

You'd be right. So first up, let's just acknowledge that Alejandro was the only person to erase the eraser, and that should be rewarded. So, I'm gonna give him 3 more points, because he's the only one to follow the task.

Glad to know there's at least some justice in this word

I'm gonna keep Bridgette and the bathroom game the same, because I admire the lateral thinking. BUT, I am also gonna give Heather another bonus point for genuinely trying to eat the eraser.

So that's 2 points to Bridgette, 4 points to Alejandro, Morie, and Heather, and 5 points to Cody Anderson!

EVERYONE THROWING THE ERASERS DOWN THE TOILET ROFL

heather eating the eraser feels oddly perfectly canon in a way I fear I cannot explain

While this task does come from the first champion of champions special, I'm using this, even though this isn't CoC

Make the biggest mess, and then completely clean it up. Biggest cleaned up mess wins. Your time starts now.

Cody goes a very simple route. He decides to take a bunch of flour, and pour it all over the driveway of the taskmaster house. To clean it up, he sweeps up the flour and washes it away with a hose. He earns 4 points

Bridgette decides just throw everything she could out of the caravan. She says during the task that she really loves to clean and fix things, which weirdly, Duncan never thought she'd say. While her mess was quite the bit smaller than Cody's, she actually left the caravan CLEANER than when she started. So she also gets 4 points.

Alejandro sort of panics, and so he sort of makes a (fairly organized) mess in the kitchen. This includes some eggs, emptying out the trash bag, and some food on the counter. He then proceeds to clean up the kitchen like a housewife. His mess making and cleaning were so organized that it made Duncan fantasize about him living with Alejandro. Despite this, he only gets 3 points.

Morie decides to make a mess in the hallway. He throws a bunch of trash, random items, a whole kitchen drawer, and food, into the hallway, including some unsalted peanuts, which he calls "messy b***ards" and some sugar cubes, which he spreads while saying "away you go! My sweet little imps!" He then has only 50 seconds to vacuum it up, which he fails to do. He reveals in the studio that he had no intention on cleaning it because "on the two sides of the equation, I saw that the mess was where the fun layed". He got 1 point.

And then there was Heather

Heather decides to make a different type of mess. She tells her sister, that her husband was caught at a bar cheating on her. To which her sister responds it's fine because she was cheating on him. She then tells her parents that her sister is pregnant and it isn't her husband's. To which they are sort of skeptical. Heather then cleans it up by saying that the friend that had told her about the affair was actually just sorta face blind and couldn't tell the difference between 2 men of a similar race. She revealed in the studio that her sister was actually lying about her own affair because she assumed Heather was lying (because she's Heather). Duncan admires the willingness to destroy her whole family, so she earns 5 points.

So to recap, Morie gets 1 point, Alejandro gets 3 points, Bridgette and Cody get 4 points each, and Heather gets 5 and wins the task!

Sucks 2 be NY huh

Bridgette cleaner canon you know she's probably got the BEST organization skills youll ever see

Duncan little thing little THING we know what you are. reminiscent loser

The task itself( or Morie's portion atleast) reminds me of times when i was younger...sigh. good times good times...

*flatline*

He died. You didn't check your inbox.

OHMY GDO NO

CPR CPR CPR CPR

This would all be prevented if you checked your inbox on time

Also give Cassandra (AKA @haveaclock ) a dollar

A dollar for you,,,💵

Prize task: something that Alejandro has never heard of

Scores (color coded) 3 2 4 5 1

Winner: Heather (Some sensible shorts)

Pre recorded task 1: Camouflage yourself

Scores: 4 1 5 4 2

Winner: Cody (dressed as a banana)

Pre recorded task 2: Completely erase this eraser

Scores: (1+3) 2 5 (3+1) 4

Winner: Cody (20 seconds; bonuses given to Alejandro for being the only one the truly follow the task and to Heather for trying to eat an eraser)

Pre-recorded task 3: Make a mess and completely clear it up

Scores: 3 4 4 5 1

Winner: Heather (destroying her sister's marriage)

Live task: Walk and hit the drum in exactly 9.58 seconds

Scores: 4 (1+2) 3 2 5

Winner: Morie (9 seconds flat; bonus points given to Bridgette for her magnificent walk that included falling off stage)

Episode scores

Last: Bridgette (12 points)

4th: Morie (13 points)

3rd: Alejandro (18 points)

2nd: Heather (20 points)

Episode winner: Cody (21 points)

And finally:

So, what have we learned today? Well, we learned that whether you fall off, the stage, your sister ruins your marriage, or you have a very sh1tty taste in shorts. What matters is that you try your best. Or as Alejandro would put it "PUT SOME F**KING EFFORT IN!". That's 3 episodes down, but before we go give one more round of applause to tonight's winner: Cody Anderson!

*Screen lifts up, as Cody is on stage showing off the items he won*

I REMEMBER BRIDGETTE FALLING OFD YHE STAGEE

I'm going on strike

Again

You've chosen Australia twice now

Welp, I've done s3 and 4, so I guess let's do season 2

And this is, I believe, the first full prize task that I'm adapting

Alright, Noah, what's the prize task?

Alright, you lawn with one lane uncut. As per usual, the first task is the prize task. Our contestants each bring in an item for our prize pool. The person with the best prize gets 5 points and the person with the most points at the end of the episode will take home all the items. And this prize task category is a bit different this time around. You see, we asked Alejandro Burromuerto to bring in something that he's never heard of. And we asked the rest to bring in... something that Alejandro Burromuerto has never heard of.

Alejandro brings in this

It's an audio cassette tape that I randomly found in a store one day. I can't even make out the name of the band, and I haven't even played the music on this tape.

The band is a Belgian death metal band called "goatvomit"

See, I've never heard of that.

He earns 3 points

Morie brings in this

You know, Alejo, I've seen you and Heather's relationship first hand, after all, I live with you guys, and I feel like this could take your relationship to the next level

He then proceeds to show several photos of pages of the book, but with Alejandro's head photoshopped onto the husband, and Heather's head photoshopped onto the wife's head. And he ends with a photo where Alejandro's head was put on a father and Morie's was put on a son.

Ok Morie, a few things.

Of course, big D

One, don't call me that. Two, I feel like we need to establish that this is a guide for MARRIED men, and Alejandro and Heather are not married.

Yeah, but you see... uh... that's why he's never seen it before.

Ok, another thing. Why are you depicted as his son?

Ah, well, that's where you're mistaken. This is a... uh, big brother and little brother.

Actually, we check the original image, and it is very much a father and son.

Ok, well f**k you too.

And one last thing. Why did you give Alejandro a guide to be a more loving partner, when, from what I've seen, he's been nothing but loving. If anything, based on how much she insults him, Heather should probably get a guide to express her love for him better.

*Everyone turns to look at Heather*

I mean, he isn't entirely wrong. But f**k you anyways, because how DARE you question my love for him.

*applause*

Tell him, sister.

*laughter*

Morie gets one point

Cody brings in

He explains that she is a cartoon character that he made up, and she sets things straight. And he first shows several photos that prove a point in an argument that he and Duncan had before. He then shows a video secretly taken by a staff member, talking about how Duncan thinks that Noah is a chill dude, but it is a sort of thing for cameras that he has to act like he absolutely despises him.

Cody earns 4 points

Heather brings in a sensible pair of shorts

You see, Duncan. These are normal shorts. Shorts that a normal person would wear. But there is a reason why Alejandro only wears pants, it's because I make him. Because for SOME reason whenever he wears shorts, he wears THESE!

First of all, those are house shorts, the public isn't meant to see them. Secondly, they aren't even that bad

No, they're stupid, they're ugly, and and you have terrible short style.

*leans forward and talks softly* you see Morie, this is why she needs the book. But yeah, those house shorts are ugly

She earns 5 points.

And finally, Bridgette brings in (i don't have a picture because I changed it a bit) a classic Canadian toy

Well, Alejandro, you grew up in Spain, for the first few years of your life, then some time in Latin America, so I know that you didn't really grow up with this, or see this in your childhood.

I'm American, and I've seen these

Yeah, well this isn't about you

The thing is, while I didn't see this in my childhood, I did see that nowadays almost every time I walk in a store. So I have seen this before

Bridgette gets 2 points.

And that's all. Sorry for the long wait.

I do love Australia we all love Australia

Morie always gets assigned the best things in imaging a poorly photoshopped morie child and I love it