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Did y'all know that you can express you aren't comfortable with children, and don't ever plan on having kids w/o sharing how much you hate a whole group of human beings?

#yeah people who way that are so weird

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inmyvampireempire

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

#<3

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

laterkiss

don't worry kitten daddy got it

laterkiss

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

#roadkill

Tomodachi life post time 🎉

My loz, Lil lucifer, and mcsm ships and their children in the middle, Sami, Adriel, and Ethan ^-^ I'm planning on drawing the kids at some point cos I'm like 99% sure I'll be adding them to my aus lmfao uhhhhhhh idk yeah

They're so cute

I wish I could post the actual screenshots. Alas, that is not possible so photos of my tv screen it is lmfao oh this is SO cringe

#tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi ltd #uhhhhhhhh #ocs #i guess #theres also another one but theyre like illegitimate bc their parents arent one of my ships #bc theyre from different fandoms y'know what i mean 💔#sorry florence 💀#mcsm #lil lucifer #vaie of hyrule #<- why not

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

#lmfao

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cheriboms

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

#astor cult activities

claza-shenaningans

tried realism (semi-realism?) after ages, tbh its not too different from my usual inconsistent style just better shaded skin

yes that IS jesse in the foreground

#whahhh hello handsome #dont usually simp for this guy but when hes drawn like THAT #yeah i see the appeal #i love your art style sm youre so good at drawing faces #and like everything lmao #i like the realistic look #anyway I'm talking too much byeeeeee

thegameoflovemindberries

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

julianightmare

Oh boy!

Let's see who that is!

YES! Now, excuse me while I go smooch his skull.

Open tag, participate if you'd like!

flowbound

I GUESS BRO

I'm not complaining at all she's actually really really nice

It could've been way, way worse since the next image was Tyrell Wellick from Mr. Robot 😭😭😭

Artist: @michukiwi

@emicat1159

IM PRE-FIRING AND GUESSING THAT IT'S ASTOR

emicat1159

You'll never believe this but

ITS ASTOR

Idk who to tag,, uhhhh whoever sees this I choose YOU

#idk if this counts but yeah

Drawing my wife #mywife

Why is it so blurry lmao?? Ah well

#kissing his forehead #he needs it #doodle #low effort art #michael #lil lucifer au #fanart #my art #I'm getting so good at drawing him

birtuch

Romeo… oh Romeo, oh how sad you make me (I listened to admin in wonderland again)

#thats so real

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Anyone caught reblogging my old art will be hunted for sport <3

#in all seriousness i appreciate the support #even if it is a bit embarrassing lmao

emicat1159

I am so SICK of having dogs oh my god why would anyone willingly subject themselves to this torture ffs worst creatures on this planet

#awh man i think its very understandable why someone would cry after that kinda news. im sure they understood ToT #we're gonna have a whole year of mourning in my house whenever one of ours passes away. my mum will never recover from it TwT #glad to see that you've calmed down though :DD we all need to get some things off our chest every now and then #so good job 🎂#<- also thank you for like not judging me ig for lack of a better word. youre genuinely so nice <3 #my favorite dog breed would probably be dachshunds lmao they're so widdle and cute!!#eye 👁️ thingk that borzoi's are also nice #<- ooh the borzoi reminds me of that one meme XD my favourite breed has to be the pomsky (pomeranian/husky)#since thats the breed of my first ever two dogs #theyre small and fluffy and thats enough to make me like them hehe

The way I talk when I type has been getting so bad oh my god how does anyone understand what I'm saying 💀

emicat1159

I am so SICK of having dogs oh my god why would anyone willingly subject themselves to this torture ffs worst creatures on this planet

#prev yeah im sorry i dont mean it as an attack or insult to anyone i really promise ToT im just. so tired and overwhelmed by them #we have four #and its just always something #im the kinda person who would be happiest living in the middle of nowhere completely alone lmao #alas #that is the exact opposite of my situation 💔#i will agree that they can be cute sometimes though #i like the small rat dogs like pomeranians or whatever #theyre easier to deal with than the big ones XDD #now that ive calmed down a little i dont feel like i hate them anymore so ig i just needed to rant hdfgh

I am so SICK of having dogs oh my god why would anyone willingly subject themselves to this torture ffs worst creatures on this planet

#i miss coming downstairs to NOT having a huge mess to clean up or constantly having to worry if one of them has reached food on the counter #or having actual peace and quiet in the house or my house not reeking of DOG or having to take care of them when no one else is here #i hate living here knowing that everything is covered in whatever shit and dirt and gross stuff these creatures have on them #everything is contaminated and itll never feel 100% clean here #ughhhhhhhhhh #i cant wait to get the fuck out of here and never have to look at another animal again #and everyone around me who loves these things so much that its 90% of what they ever talk about #rant #probably gonna delete this later #this is my most controversial opinion probably #ah well

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askthesonnellin0s

NEW TAG GAME.

TOP THREE FAV SONGS ATM????

Mine!!!

1. Round and Round - bbno$

2. Estrella - bbno$

3. Let's Get Ridiculous - Redfoo

y1f4

here are my top fav songs

1. Mother Mother -Tracy Bonham

2. Toxicity - System of a Down

3. ERE - Juan Karlos

muffinstuffins11

Top fav songs!

1. 青い、濃い、橙色の日 -THE MASS OF FERMENTING DREGS

2. Quiet, Pt. 2 - GIRLS RITUALS

3. I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore -REEL BIG FISH

justanxiousandcaffeinated

Yay thx!!

1. FIRE4FUN - Jhariah (i think)

2. BAKENOHANA - NAKISO

3. BEARINGS BROKEN - YELETEZ

@jaedyn-here @y1f4 @h0shi-17 @fishinsebastian1955-7 @moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore @idiotspage @theannoyingparasite +open tags!!

moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore

YIPPIE A TAG GAME

@idiotspage @lyricamaxing @baja-wolf @bandsandwristbands @tazova @astrophelthegremlin @sonnesatyr @oliversillyboi @apinkmomo @leo-a-nb

oliversillyboi

TY FOR THE TAG TWINNN

Freak I have so many songs I like rahhhjjjuu

Whatever

We might as well be strangers - Weezer

Why bother - Weezer

Odd future - idk it's js the mha s3 intro

(BRO BASICLLY ALL MY FAV SONGS ARE WEEZER😭😭)

Tags!!!: @smilee5940 (sorry if I've been tagging you alot) , @prosperoisadiva @cocomarsh @sstrang3crypt1d @emocabin10boy @ceilingfanofdoom + anyone I forgot + OPEN TAGS!!

cocomarsh

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG YAY THANK YOU THANKS

I mean

Idk

I love a lot of songs

Hmmm

Basically just gezebelle gaburgably 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🐌🐌🐌

@thec00lestguyy @god-of-jirai @mizu-kox @m4d3-of-styr0foam @smilee5940 @emocabin10boy @quincy-socute @s33k-gung1rl + anyone yay uhm idk

thec00lestguyy

HELLO NEW YORK!! MY TURN!!!

Ahem...

Aiaia -Ado

Propose cover - 9lana

Ussewa - Ado

(lots and LOTS of runner ups tho)

I would tag someone but i am dry of people who would be remitely interested </3

flowbound

HAH

I have terrible surface level knowledge music taste 😭

Let it happen - Tame Impala

Outro - M83

BAD NUMBER! - Tanger & Disphing

OK FOR THE EXTRAS

Borderline - Tame Impala

Midnight City - M83

The Unknowing - Jfarrari

Stained Brutal Calamity - Dm Dokuro

Best of Times - World of Goo

XO - The Eden Project

um I only have like one person to tag LMAO

hello @emicat1159 I HOPE THIS ISNT DISTURBING YOU

MONITORING 👁️ SURVEYING 👁️

emicat1159

YOOOOOO I got tagged yippee hooray!! You can tag me whenever, I will try to take part whenever I can

Top three favourite songs right now, hmmmmmmmmm

I'll have to go with:

- Kraj Mene by Lavina, (the singer's voice is how I imagine azrael from lil lucifer to sound lmao)

- Unraveling by Muse (also so many other Muse songs omg but I can only choose one here)

- Last one Standing by All Good Things

Oughh it's hard to choose only three of them cos there's so many favouriteeeeees aughhhhh

I'm gonna tag @firefly-factory and @edgy-dragon-trash

heartbreakincident

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

#my astor with vaieeeee 🥰#if only i knew how to write such scenes

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