it's a luscious mix of words and tricks

2017 is going 2 be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues

I wish flies were slightly more evolved so that they would know they could leave my room going out the same way they came in.

we must abolish daylight savings

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

Lmaoooo

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀