i cannot WAIT to masterbate when i get home

i attract so many cancer men that i’m scared ima get cancer myself. honestly id rather that. save me

well i made a move on this dude and he implied i was sent by israel. so i texted my ex and he blocked me. epic fail.

thinking ab the past before i existed is actually too much which is why ive decided that the world actually begins and ends with me

sometimes i go multiple days without having a thought

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belly button? that’s childish asf. over here we say stomach button

i hate when daylight savings happens and no one warns me like ok i feel left out u just left me out but whatever

these last few weeks have been soooo transformative like it actually freaks me out how that can just happen

guys i seriously think something in the timeline changed when i sprained my ankle. now im not knowing anything for certain, but it could possibly be what caused all this stuff with iran.

don’t u dare take a piss around my thirsty ass

homo erectus

the influence, my friend, is under me.

atp my vagina has melded together like an incision wound

butterflies in my stomach and vaginaaaa

oh no my steak is too lobstery and my butters too juicy