dicklet

a sweet and innocent tumblr angel has been slain by the demon known as instagram threads

i cannot WAIT to masterbate when i get home

i attract so many cancer men that i’m scared ima get cancer myself. honestly id rather that. save me

well i made a move on this dude and he implied i was sent by israel. so i texted my ex and he blocked me. epic fail.

thinking ab the past before i existed is actually too much which is why ive decided that the world actually begins and ends with me

sometimes i go multiple days without having a thought

bumblr

belly button? that’s childish asf. over here we say stomach button

i hate when daylight savings happens and no one warns me like ok i feel left out u just left me out but whatever

these last few weeks have been soooo transformative like it actually freaks me out how that can just happen

guys i seriously think something in the timeline changed when i sprained my ankle. now im not knowing anything for certain, but it could possibly be what caused all this stuff with iran.

don’t u dare take a piss around my thirsty ass

homo erectus

the influence, my friend, is under me.