idiot

she think on my therefore til i am

@emburgess evil

send that man to the penis explosion room immediately.

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

i have decided i will be deleting one timblr account every second thank you goodbye

@tumblr pls grant me this power so I'm not a liar

Lmao, this is amazing

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call