Call me Violet

“… Aren’t you a doctor?”

“You expect me to think about this stuff right now?!”

“And also true! You know I have magic. Being a god and all … kind of.”

“And I can freeze you with my hands. Spider goes bye bye.”

…*backs away sloooooowly*

“And also true! You know I have magic. Being a god and all … kind of.”

"And I can freeze you with my hands. Spider goes bye bye."

"And also true! You know I have magic. Being a god and all ... kind of."

”KEEP TALKING AND I WILL UNLEASH AN ARMY OF SEA HORSES IN YOUR HOUSE.”

“General… head… area.. Am I supposed to be super specific with this? It just… hurts…”

"... Aren't you a doctor?"

I bet it is. You should get an icepack.

But why bother when I have you?

Well I DO bump my head a lot…

I bet it is. You should get an icepack.

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… Huh. What a tragedy..

”KEEP TALKING AND I WILL UNLEASH AN ARMY OF SEA HORSES IN YOUR HOUSE.”

She appeared behind him out of thin air, tilting her head.

”Shut up! It’s just.. SHUT UP!”

"At least you weren't wearing sweatpants ... because ..."