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i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
always reblog
I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.
@maybeitsfriendly ITS BACK
beauregard lionett, dreamiest woman alive. thank you.
Do you ever just wrap yourself up in your much larger than you boyfriend's jacket? Bc I wish
Bonus
Lp let him keep it later assuming he was cold
If I was remaking the Princess Bride I'd have Buttercup hire Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzik herself to help her fake her death and take her away so she could go and seek out the Dread Pirate Roberts and get revenge for Westley's death, and also get out of the marriage to Humperdinck, so she rocks up on the ship in disguise and this time Westley doesn't recognise *her*, but she realises it's Westley and she's just making loads of snide remarks trying to figure out why he's been merrily fucking about on a boat this whole time, meanwhile Westley's having a little bit of a bi moment about Buttercup-in-disguise but because he's loyal as fuck he's not going to do anything about it but they get into a fight and Buttercup is like 'Why the hell did you just fucking leave your girlfriend to fuck around being a pirate you could at least have written a letter' and he's like 'Oh I'm sorry???? What on earth would you know about it, this is none of your concern, I should've killed you when you came on board' and of course during this scene they're also having a very tense sword fight with Inigo making quips from the sidelines like a sports commentator, and Buttercup's like 'WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME THEN, FARM BOY???' But then the ship lurches to the side and she gets thrown overboard and Westley is like 'Oh my God I'm so stupid!!!!' So then he has to dive in after and pull her out.

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cecil and carlos from welcome to night vale are the only people in fiction who have been in love ever
like this is really it literally nothing will ever even come close to this
Introducing The Stray Catfe
Surprise! Hi everyone, I know I’ve been gone for a while, but I have some great news: that secret project I kept alluding to in my update posts has finally come to the point where I published it!
I’ve created a brand new mod that adds…
Two fully-fleshed, romanceable NPCs
New map areas
A functional cafe shop
The characters’ names are Tabitha and Theo. There’s a whole lot more information about the mod on its Nexus page, so head to the link below if you want to learn more!
Download it here!
I’m also happy to answer questions directly on this blog or in the mod’s comments section.
Here are their portraits for anyone curious:
This mod originated as a school project last year and has come a long way. I’m very proud of it and I almost feel like Tabby and Theo are my kids. :’) Please let me know what you think if you download it!
Morning boost, for anyone who didn’t see it yesterday. :)
Some monsters don’t have to be conventionally fightable.
There can be win conditions like Don’t Die, Turn it Off or Avoid It. It might have a way to be killed but stabbing it until it works isn’t one of them. So here’s some examples, going from typical to more abstract.
1: Things like hydras, trolls or some such, which can be killed with one specific source of damage. A good thing to try is a troll type deal which the players and probably characters can go “that’s a troll, fire and acid it is” and then have neither fire or acid be the answer. So now you gotta work that out but once you do, as long as you can survive long enough to kill it, you can kill it pretty easily.
2: There’s a thing that disables the thing. It is nowhere near the monster. Classic non-D&D liches, which are utterly unkillable unless you destroy their fingerbone, do this well. A robotic creature that can’t be taken down with weapons accessible to the PCs, where killing the remote operator fixes the problem right up, but nothing else short of an antitank missile will.
3: Things which don’t exist enough to be killable. The Color Out Of Space is a great example of this, a non-corporeal and non-visible entity which blights the land, robbing plants and animals of vitality, colour and nutritional value until they disintegrate and the land is left as nothing but grey dust. Find a way to get it to fuck off, that’s gonna probably work, but actually punching it? No way.
Some other ideas for combat encounters with unique objectives:
Capture a Target
Deep within the Sylvan woods is a legendary Unicorn. The party have been tasked with capturing it and bringing it back- alive.
While the PCs can do nonlethal and still have straight forward combat as an option, there is a lot more room for setting traps, grappling, etc.
Defend an Area
The outlook of the war is grim, and the PCs have been tasked with defending a supply base until reinforcements can arrive, bolstering the forts defenses against the onslaught of the Lich King
This can be a great way to fill a session with waves of combat and show off some shiny monsters you have been wanting to try. If you want some fully non-combat challenges, give the PCs a set amount of time to prepare and see what they come up with
Raid
When the sun faded and shadows took hold the Ranger eyed the convoy of wagons through a spyglass. Seeing a light guard they smiled and made a signal in the air with their hand. Simultaneously the dark shapes of several humanoids crept towards the caravan, each figure holding flasks of oil to light the wagons ablaze
In a living world, despite the PCs level of power relative to a commoner, the bulk of work in a wide-scale conflict is going to be done by NPCs. But there are a lot of things in war- factories, farms, machinery, trade routes, etc. that PCs can potentially destroy, and those have a lot larger impact in a living world than killing a few dozen monsters, soldiers, bandits, etc. would have.
lil nas is part of the category of musicians whose music I don’t actively listen to, but every time I see something about them, I’m like “you go you funky little artist”
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
Bagel time

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*is unsexy*
and that's very sexy of me.
discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc
discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you
I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me
the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it
I keep forgetting that NT people don’t do math the same way people with ADHD do it until I try to explain my thought process and get weird looks from people who are like “how the FUCK did you do that?”
whoops
and for those of you who DON’T know what I’m talking about I’ll give you an example
42 + 29 = 71
for neurotypical people, they use the method we were all taught in grade school where you add 9 + 2 to get 11 and then move the extra one over to make 4 + 2 + 1 which equals 7 to give you 71
but the way I do it (as many other people with ADHD as I’ve come to find out) is this:
okay so you have 42 + 29. if you take 1 away from 42 and give it to 29 to make it an even 30, you now have 41 + 30 which is an easy 71
or, another problem: 53 + 88
round that 88 up to 90 and take the two from 53 so you have 51 + 90. but wait I can make this easier. take 10 more from 51 to make 90, 100 and now you have 41 + 100 which equals 141
it’s just…so much faster? and makes so much more sense to me
also? the math teachers that always took off points for kids not showing their work?
fucking HATED that. as someone who could get from point A to point D in my head in a split second, I felt like showing my work was often a waste of time when sometimes it felt like I just automatically knew the answer
or, if I did put down my work, I went through a process that wasn’t taught and would get points reduced anyway because it wasn’t the way we were taught just because my brain worked differently than the rest of the class. my answer was always right. they just didn’t like how I got it
never did like that much
also, this is another way of doing it that I just saw on facebook that I’ve also done before
because I do things to that extent too
so if you give me something like 37 + 45 I’ll go “well 30 + 40 is 70 and 7 + 5 is 12 so 70 + 12 is 82″
there’s just…so many ways to do math that make more sense than the way I was taught
this post got a lot more popular than I was expecting wow
I’ve seen some people reblogging this saying they don’t have adhd but have autism and yes! People with autism do this too! I’ve learned that a lot of people with adhd and/or autism do things that overlap and this is one of them!
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Wonder Woman commissions, sketches, pieces, some for me, some for others. Can’t wait for the movie!

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so my friends often joke around during sessions and me and our DM are kind of sick of it, so this happened
DM: okay if you wont stop fucking around and wont focus in ten seconds i swear im gonna start fortnite dancing
DM: *counts back from ten*
the rest of the group: *is still a mess*
me: *starts whistling the fortnite thling
DM: *starts dancing*
the rest of the party: okay OKAY we’ll focus!
who is she?