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Surprise! Hi everyone, I know I’ve been gone for a while, but I have some great news: that secret project I kept alluding to in my update posts has finally come to the point where I published it!

I’ve created a brand new mod that adds… 

Two fully-fleshed, romanceable NPCs 

New map areas 

A functional cafe shop

The characters’ names are Tabitha and Theo. There’s a whole lot more information about the mod on its Nexus page, so head to the link below if you want to learn more!

Download it here!

I’m also happy to answer questions directly on this blog or in the mod’s comments section.

Here are their portraits for anyone curious:

There can be win conditions like Don’t Die, Turn it Off or Avoid It. It might have a way to be killed but stabbing it until it works isn’t one of them. So here’s some examples, going from typical to more abstract.

1: Things like hydras, trolls or some such, which can be killed with one specific source of damage. A good thing to try is a troll type deal which the players and probably characters can go “that’s a troll, fire and acid it is” and then have neither fire or acid be the answer. So now you gotta work that out but once you do, as long as you can survive long enough to kill it, you can kill it pretty easily.

2: There’s a thing that disables the thing. It is nowhere near the monster. Classic non-D&D liches, which are utterly unkillable unless you destroy their fingerbone, do this well. A robotic creature that can’t be taken down with weapons accessible to the PCs, where killing the remote operator fixes the problem right up, but nothing else short of an antitank missile will.

Capture a Target

Deep within the Sylvan woods is a legendary Unicorn. The party have been tasked with capturing it and bringing it back- alive.

While the PCs can do nonlethal and still have straight forward combat as an option, there is a lot more room for setting traps, grappling, etc. 

Defend an Area

The outlook of the war is grim, and the PCs have been tasked with defending a supply base until reinforcements can arrive, bolstering the forts defenses against the onslaught of the Lich King

This can be a great way to fill a session with waves of combat and show off some shiny monsters you have been wanting to try. If you want some fully non-combat challenges, give the PCs a set amount of time to prepare and see what they come up with

Raid

When the sun faded and shadows took hold the Ranger eyed the convoy of wagons through a spyglass. Seeing a light guard they smiled and made a signal in the air with their hand. Simultaneously the dark shapes of several humanoids crept towards the caravan, each figure holding flasks of oil to light the wagons ablaze

42 + 29 = 71

for neurotypical people, they use the method we were all taught in grade school where you add 9 + 2 to get 11 and then move the extra one over to make 4 + 2 + 1 which equals 7 to give you 71

but the way I do it (as many other people with ADHD as I’ve come to find out) is this:

okay so you have 42 + 29. if you take 1 away from 42 and give it to 29 to make it an even 30, you now have 41 + 30 which is an easy 71

or, another problem: 53 + 88

round that 88 up to 90 and take the two from 53 so you have 51 + 90. but wait I can make this easier. take 10 more from 51 to make 90, 100 and now you have 41 + 100 which equals 141

fucking HATED that. as someone who could get from point A to point D in my head in a split second, I felt like showing my work was often a waste of time when sometimes it felt like I just automatically knew the answer

or, if I did put down my work, I went through a process that wasn’t taught and would get points reduced anyway because it wasn’t the way we were taught just because my brain worked differently than the rest of the class. my answer was always right. they just didn’t like how I got it

because I do things to that extent too

so if you give me something like 37 + 45 I’ll go “well 30 + 40 is 70 and 7 + 5 is 12 so 70 + 12 is 82″

DM: okay if you wont stop fucking around and wont focus in ten seconds i swear im gonna start fortnite dancing

DM: *counts back from ten*

the rest of the group: *is still a mess*

me: *starts whistling the fortnite thling

DM: *starts dancing*