My bossâs first language isnât English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us âdonât just stand around looking prettyâ, but what she actually said was âWE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXYâ.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didnât wrap the bread correctly so she told me to âSnuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. Itâs sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.â













