Tlou™ brain rot

A = Aftercare - what is he like after sex?

After sex, Joel is a cuddly and attentive lover. He pulls his woman close, holding her in his arms. His greatest satisfaction comes from knowing he made her cum real hard. He tenderly takes care of her every need. Even if things get a bit messy, he doesn't hesitate to clean his lover up. Even if it means for him to dash off through the house butt naked to retrieve a damp cloth. Joel feels a mix of shyness and pride at the mess he's made; be it a puddle of his release on her stomach or just her messy hair. He marvels at the sight of his woman so thoroughly satiated and glowing. He pulls her close, presses soft kisses to her face and whispers sweet nothings as he holds her close. He is completely stripped bare. Not just physically but emotionally too. All his walls are down, his tough exterior at ease. He's simply a man deeply fulfilled, his heart full from sharing such riveting intimacy with his lover.

B = Body part - what does he like the most about himself and his partner?

Joel's favorite part of his own body is his arms. He loves them because they allow him to hold his partner close. With a simple lift, he can effortlessly scoop her up into his arms. But it's also his hands. They are the hands that tenderly touch her face, hands that craft thoughtful gifts just for her, hands that pen silly little notes before dashing off to work. What makes him appreciate his own arms and hands is her unwavering adoration of them too. His woman is the one who wraps her own arms around his bicep, nestling close. She is the one who traces a reverent finger along the veins that pop out under his skin. She plays with his big, thick fingers, fingers that dwarf her own. When it comes to his partner. Joel would never cheapen his appreciation by singling out a single, obvious feature. No, he delights in the tiny details that make her uniquely her. He might mention the surprise freckle he discovered on her lower back that one night or the delicate mole dusting her upper lip. To Joel, it is her imperfections; the scars, marks, and quirks shaped by her life.

C = Cum - what does his cum look like?

When this man cums, he explodes. Most of the time it's a big load of thick, long spurts of the milky white essence spraying out of him. Sometimes, though, when it's not his first orgasm that day or he's been edging for too long, his cum doesn't come out in spurts. It leaks out slow and steady, oozing from the tip, dripping down his heavy, hairy balls.

D = Dirty secret - does he have any?

This might not be a dirty secret per se, but there must have been a time when Joel might have let Tess take control. She'd grab his throat, handle him roughly, and hold him at her mercy. And honestly? He loved it. Since then, he's developed a thing for being dominated by women. It's not something he'd openly brag about, but if he's comfortable with someone, he certainly won't complain if she decides to take charge.

E = Experience - how much is he experienced?

Joel is a man who knows what he's doing. His years of experience and the challenges he's faced have shaped him into a skilled and giving lover. Despite his age, he has a strong sexual stamina and drive that allows him to physically please a woman for as long as needed. He understands women's needs, respects and loves them, and is a generous partner. While he may feel his age in his knees, his libido and sexual prowess remain strong. He's not afraid to go after satisfying his partner, no matter the physical demands it may require. With his wealth of experience, he takes advantage of knowing exactly what to do to make a woman feel good. He's confident in his abilities and isn't shy about putting them to use.

F = Favorite position - does he prefer any?

1. Doggy: For a man who carries a lot of responsibility and can be very protective, this position allows him to take a more dominant role, driving the rhythm and feeling very grounded and in control. It's less about direct eye contact and more about physical sensation. Joel enjoys the deep penetration and the feeling of powerful, uninhibited connection. The view of his partner's back and hips is intensely stimulating, and the ability to set a strong, driving pace is his undoing. 2. Missionary: Joel values deep connection and trust. This position is pure intimacy and emotional bonding. It allows for unwavering eye contact, kissing, whispering, and truly feeling connected on an emotional level. But mostly, he cherishes seeing his partner's expressions of pleasure. It's about feeling completely intertwined, body and soul. 3. Girl on top: When his woman takes the lead, Joel can relax, lie back, and simply receive. It's an act of trust and surrender on his part, allowing his partner to express her desire and control the pace and depth. Most of all, he appreciates the visual aspect; seeing his baby's movements and expressions from a different perspective. But more than that, he values the feeling of being taken.

G = Goofy - can he be goofy during sex?

This man's sexual persona is a fascinating mix of passion, tenderness, and playfulness. When he feels truly at ease with his partner, his goofy side often shines through, keeping things light and fun amidst the intimacy. With Joel, sex is never dull or predictable. It can be intense and smoldering, deeply sensual and emotional, or infuse with elements of goofiness and humor. And sometimes, when the connection is just right, it's an intoxicating combination of the three.

H = Hair - what is his hair like, is he hairy down there?

Joel's hair is a rich, grounded brown, deepened and softened by the passage of years. Strands of silver thread through it, not as a sign of fading, but as delicate highlights. It's a hair that speaks of resilience and experience, carrying a natural, unfussy grace. The texture of sun-warmed bark, or perhaps the soft nap of suede. It's a hair that feels substantial and real, framing his face with a quiet dignity and rugged charm. It's not styled or fussed over, but possesses a natural, untamed beauty. His pubic hair is the same dark brown color as the hair on his head. His bush is thick and unruly, framing that juicy cock like a lush jungle. It's coarse and wiry in texture, and quite dense. He has a thatch of hair spread across the base of his groin and shaft, then thick but neatly trimmed tufts framing his cock and balls. Joel's pubic hair is well-groomed but not overly tidy. It has a shaggy, natural look, like he just gave his crotch a quick trim now and then to keep things from getting too wild.

I = Intimacy - how doesn he treat women in bed?

Joel is not about superficiality. Intimacy with him would be characterized by a profound sense of realness. He wouldn't engage in games or pretense. Whatever is happening in an intimate moment would be genuine and stem from a place of actual need and connection. He's a man of action, not words. Physical intimacy with Joel would likely be deeply physical in the sense of being present in his body. He's not going to be overly verbose or effusive with words of affection during intimacy. His feelings would be communicated through touch, the intensity of his gaze, and the way he holds someone. He'd be attentive to his partner's needs and responses, but in a quiet, observant way.

J = Jack off - does he masturbate and how?

As every man, Joel certainly likes to jack off. He doesn't waste a second getting his cock out and stroking away whenever he's relaxed, alone and feeling it. He grabs that girthy, fat length and starts playing. He makes sure to focus his strokes on the sensitive head to make it more enjoyable. Most of all, he likes to fuck his fist when he's closer to his climax.

K = Kink - does he have any?

Joel has a praise kink in bed. When his woman lavishes him with compliments and words of encouragement during sex, it really gets him going. He loves to hear how good he feels, how skilled he is, and how much she enjoys his company. All those ego-stroking praises make him feel virile and desirable. Especially dirty talk or effusive moans of pleasure said in worshipful, awestruck tones really rev his engine. Being told he's the best she's ever had and that he does things to her no one else can, is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for this man. All that verbal validation of his sexual prowess and performance makes him feel good. He will do just about anything to hear more of those praises raining down on him. He'll work extra hard with his hands, mouth and other parts to coax out the worshipful cries and breathless exclamations.

L = Location - are there any places he likes to mess around?

Joel's favorite place to have sex is probably the couch. He loves having his sweetheart sit on his lap, facing him, so he can grab her hips and move her up and down while he's deep inside her. The angle feels amazing as she swivels and bounces on him. Straddling him, her tits are perfectly positioned for him to kiss, lick and suck on as he thrusts up into her tight, wet heat. The couch provides the perfect support for her to ride him vigorously. He can slide his hands down to squeeze her ass as he keeps her pressed tight against his body. They both love how easily they can switch positions; she can ride him her favorite way, then he can bend her over the armrest, or later spoon her on her side, all while enjoying each other to the fullest on the comfortable couch.

M = Motivation - what does fuel him in bed?

This man appreciates the natural beauty of a woman. He gets turned on by women who are confident, authentic, and genuine in their femininity. A woman who is unapologetically herself, with her own unique style, personality and sensuality. What pushes his attraction over the edge, though, is when a woman has a hairy pussy, nice and natural. Joel can't get enough of the sight, smell and feel of a well-maintained, lush bush. The way the soft curls or wiry hairs tickle his nose as he buries his face between her thighs drives him wild with desire. He loves to eagerly spread her legs and breathe in her musky, womanly scent, inhaling the essence of her arousal. He could happily spend hours worshipping a woman's wet, hairy pussy with his mouth.

N = No - is there something he would never do, a turn off?

Joel would never cross the line to be violent with a woman, no matter the circumstances. Even in the heat of passion, he draws a firm boundary against inflicting harm on his lover. While he can certainly get intense and rough in bed with enthusiastic consent, he would never condone or engage in truly violent acts like hitting, choking, biting hard enough to break skin, etc. Those lines are sacrosanct to him. This man's love and respect for women means he would never abuse that trust or violate their bodily autonomy, even if they asked him to. He could never live with himself if he saw a woman as anything less than a precious human being worthy of gentleness and worship. No amount of lust or love would be enough to overcome his beliefs on this.

O = Oral - does he prefer giving or receiving?

Joel is, without a doubt, a giver when it comes to oral. His first choice is always to eat his woman. Between receiving oral versus giving, he would always choose giving as his first preference. There's just something incredibly arousing to him about bringing a woman to ecstasy with his tongue. The taste, the sounds of her moans, the feeling of her muscles clenching around his mouth as she comes. It's intoxicating for him. He could feast on her all day. Receiving oral is nice too, but he'd always rather be the one giving.

P = Pace - is he fast and rough, slow and sensual?

This man is absolutely a switch when it comes to how he likes to make love/fuck. He adapts his style to the mood and what his woman is in the mood for. If they are both feeling hungry for a quick, passionate thrill, Joel will take things fast and rough. He'll grab his lover, pinning her against the wall and kissing her hard and deep. His hips will grind into hers as he enters her, plunging in with fast, deep strokes that make her see stars. The sex will be hot, sweaty and over far too soon, but so intense it will leave them both breathless. But if he and his lover want to take their time, Joel can be as sensual as a man can get. He'll start by sensually undressing her, his fingers skimming over her skin, mapping out her curves. He'll lay her out on the bed and worship every inch of her with his talented mouth and hands, stroking and caressing, licking and teasing.

Q = Quickie - is he into quickies and how often?

It depends on the situation and his partner's preferences, but Joel surely enjoys quickies. There's an undeniable raw passion and primal desire about abandoning foreplay and just going at it, not holding anything back, like a couple of animals in heat. The urgency and intensity of a no-nonsense, get-it-done quickie can be so incredibly hot and sexy, bodies entwined, moving in unison, racing towards that peak of pleasure as quickly as possible.

R = Risk - does he experiment, take risks?

The more Joel feels comfortable and connected with his woman, the bolder and more adventurous he may become. He is not shy about pushing boundaries as long as he trusts his partner. His rebellious nature and wild streak make him more than willing to try new and exciting things in the bedroom (or elsewhere). Nothing is off-limits as long as his woman knows what she wants. He would absolutely sneak a hand into her pants under the table during a family dinner if he felt that level of comfort and intimacy with her.

S = Stamina - how long does he last in bed?

While age may be catching up with Joel and leaving him feeling more fatigued, his mental focus and determination to satisfy his woman make all the difference. He has an air of dignified maturity about him, but this doesn't mean he's lost his virility. If anything, the years have granted him wisdom and skill in the bedroom. He knows it takes more than just his dick to truly please a woman. His mind is just as active and engaged as his body. This allows him to pace himself, not rushing and instead taking the time to build intimacy and passion. He can hold back his own needs and focus entirely on worshipping his lover. While he may tire more easily than a younger man, his experience and knowledge of the female form mean he doesn't rely solely on raw stamina. His technique is refined. He knows how to caress, kiss, and tease in all the right ways. By engaging all of her senses, he can bring his woman to peak after peak without having to maintain superhuman endurance.

T = Toys - does he use them on a partner or himself?

Joel would likely have a rather open-minded and accepting view of sex toys, especially if his partner was interested in exploring them. He would probably encourage her and express curiosity about the idea of adding toys to their intimate play. He would likely see the beauty in watching her get turned on by using a toy, and might even offer to help her try it out or just watch her use it on herself, as long as she felt comfortable with that. However, when it comes to the idea of his lover using sex toys on him, Joel would be quite hesitant, especially with anything that would go inside his own body. The thought of anything penetrating him would probably make him very uncomfortable. But open-minded as he is, he might be willing to experiment with certain external toys if his partner really wanted to try it. The specific type would make a difference, but sticking anything inside his man holes is an absolute no-go.

U = Unfair - how much he likes to tease?

Joel is a master tease in the bedroom. He absolutely loves everything about slowly stoking the flames of desire in his partner, leaving her panting and desperate for more. The anticipation, the buildup, the exquisite torture of holding back. It's all so deliciously satisfying to him. He'll spend hours lightly grazing his fingertips over her sensitive skin, just barely brushing her most intimate areas. Teasing her with feather-light touches and quick pecks, never fully satisfying her aching need. Watching her squirm and whimper with raw, carnal frustration is pure bliss for him. He revels in reducing his lover to a keen, wanton mess. Making her beg shamelessly for release that he withholds, drawing out her pleasure until she's quivering on the knife's edge. Only then will he grant her the relief of a mind-blowing climax, leaving her utterly spent and puddled at his feet. This man gets off hard on being a tease. He enjoys the power, the control, and the artful, drawn-out seduction.

V = Volume - how loud is he and what sounds does he make?

Joel is a noisy lover in bed. He moans and whimpers quite a bit, especially as he gets closer to climaxing. In the throes of passion, he lets out deep grunts and animalistic growls of pleasure. But when he finally reaches that peak of ecstasy and starts to cum, he completely loses control. He becomes a whimpering, moaning mess, his voice rising in pitch and volume as overwhelming waves of bliss wash over him. His moans are loud and wanton, filling the room with the sounds of his intense sexual gratification. Joel is far from a quiet, stoic lover. He expresses his pleasure freely and vocally, not holding anything back as he surrenders to the heights of orgasmic bliss.

W = Wild card - is there a random headcanon?

Joel has a unique craving. Every now and then, he feels an intense desire to let go of control and surrender to someone else's guidance. Submission. He cherishes the vulnerability that comes with it. It allows him to shed the heavy weight of responsibility and ego, baring his soul in a way that is both terrifying and exhilarating. He loves the sensation of being completely at the mercy of another person, trusting them implicitly to lead him through uncharted emotional terrain. For Joel, being the submissive one is deeply erotic. Giving over his body, laying bare his most intimate desires. Whether it is through gentle touch, passionate kisses, or more explicit acts, he revels in the raw, animalistic connection that comes with exploring his sexuality in a submissive role.

X = X-ray - what's going on under those clothes?

Joel has a beautiful cock. It most definitely matches his physique. His dick is cut and thick, measuring a generous 7-8 inches when fully erect. From the nest of wiry, dark pubic hair sprouting at the base, his meaty, veiny shaft rises up in a sweeping arch with a slight upward curve. The plump, plum-shaped head itself is flushed a purplish hue, flushed with blood. The slit at the tip oozes a steady stream of sticky, clear pre-cum, dribbling down his shaft and glistening on his swollen glans. His hefty nutsack hangs low, churning with a massive load of cum. Each heavy ball is the size of an egg, swollen full to bursting with his potent seed. When his cock is hard and throbbing, you can see the prominent veins running along the shaft. They pulse with each beat of his heart, making his length jump and twitch. On the edge of climax, his cock throbs almost violently, swelling even thicker as he nears his peak. And when he finally explodes, his cock erupts like a geyser, painting his partner white with shot after shot of his hot, thick cum. This man exudes raw masculinity, and his dick is the physical embodiment of that. It's a cock built for pleasuring and dominating, for slamming into willing holes and pumping out heavy loads.

Y = Yearning - how high is his sex drive?

Joel is the type of man who, when he finds the right woman, will unleash his primal urges and pursue her with intense passion. He's not afraid to take charge, to dominate and overwhelm his partner with his strength, his fervor, and his raw sexual energy. This man's sex drive seems to know no bounds. He craves the feel of a woman's supple curves, the taste of her soft skin, the scent of her arousal. When he's in the throes of lust, nothing else matters. In those forbidden moments, it's just Joel and his lover, coming together in a frenzy of sweat, breath, and urgent couplings. Of course, his troubled past and his protective instincts will make him hesitant at first. He'll need to be won over, seduced, maybe even a little broken down before he gives in to his deepest desires. But once a woman has him, body and soul, she'll see just how mighty his sex drive can be. Joel will fuck her with a desperate, almost feral intensity. Like a man starved and she is the only source of sustenance. He won't be satisfied until he's explored every inch of her body, until he's made her his completely.

Z = Zzz - how quickly he falls asleep after sex?