Ellenya's Blog

Of all past advice I’ve received,

This is the king:

When life gives you a pineapple,

We got a new oxymoron

The Mayor announced with flair;

He cut the ribbon to open

Happy snappers are taking snaps-

Not professional shots like paps;

It’s tricky with scaled hands and toes:

It’s yummy, yummy, healthy too;

On folded aircraft, it can do

A short air flight and height attain:

Some people invent medicines

Some people fix eyesight-

I try to turn the skylight off

Aggregate fruit that is my fav

From bramble bushes it was gave,

Now locomotive will contain:

I bought a plant, and it grew fine

And so I bought another nine-

But they dried out under the sun

Aussie pink and grey flock have fun

On the Hills Hoist under the sun;

Cute birds and clean laundry combine:

There’s many numbers, but no math

Scrawled on the ground ‘longside the path

To puzzle whilst by nature girt:

Kids storybook lost two letters,

And as we all can see

It’s much less pleasant for him in

When you make white choc chip cookies,

Don’t count the kilojoules.

The serving size is the whole batch,

I passed through the eye of the needle,

And I wasn’t squashed, broke or dead-

It was no trick and no miracle

I climbed a spiral staircase

To see a view worldwide,

I marveled at the sight, and then

Long legged, yellow and spotted friend

In snow suit for a winter trend,

So tall he’ll need more than one scarf:

Escape artist of world renown

Gets sheep and goats milk product down-

A tasty texture if you please:

Water, water everywhere,

But not a drop to drink-

For we’re inside the dishwasher,