oh nooooooo

All I’m saying is…body hair on women is divinely sexy

Hawaiian shirts are just summer flannel for gays

honestly people using astrology to understand their relationship with their significant others is so sweet. the sentiment that they were born under similar or complimentary stars which makes their souls get along better is such an astral view of love

My hero

Gay culture is laughing at the straight people who get really mad when you claim something as gay culture

There’s still hope for women and it lies in other women

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care 

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

if you don’t like seeing gays be affectionate in public maybe you should just drop dead so you never have to again