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i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

ilya should have made shane kneel outside his hotel door

All this talk about sugar baby Ilya, and yet no one has posted about fin dom Ilya??? I suppose I shall have to be the first 🫡🫡

Like, the Tampa pool scene ALONE is all the proof I need. Something about Ilya's casual expectation that Shane would just,,, fork over cash,,, just because Ilya asked? Oh wait, that's right, Ilya didn't ask. He just told Shane the state of affairs, which were as follows: I need money. You're going to give it to me.

findom ilya taking cash out of shane’s wallets for his cabs……. findom ilya making shane pay for their hotel rooms and ordering room service….. findom ilya making a public bet with shane where if he loses their next game shane has to buy him one of his fuck off expensive douchey sports cars and then he brags and shows off and publically embarrasses him about it

post-retirement Ilya goes on dancing with the stars and wins

No but for real the ultimate dichotomy of man is Shane Hollander saying "Please cum on me please cum on my face" and then getting what he wants and saying "Ohhh my God" and then sitting back and sighing with relief and then with his eyes still closed saying "Get this off me right now."