Grumpy old man...

I feel soooooooooooooooooo seen. You are in fact competing with my peace and thriving so you had better come seriously impressive.

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

I love stuff like this when people are in so deep they can’t even recognize how batshit crazy they sound

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

This was the mainstream feminist belief like. A decade ago. Thats how hard we’ve regressed within mainstream feminism and it’s mainly because of right wingers/radfems/TERFs deciding trans women need to die.

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends

"Does Rocky hate Stratt" I think it's more complicated than that. On the one hand, Eva Stratt did what she had to do to keep Earth safe, there was hardly any time for her to sit and think and do things more ethically. She did what was necessary and Rocky can respect that. On the second hand, he doesn't think saying a lot of if not outright mean then definitely psychologically damaging things to Grace and putting him in the Eridian torment nexus was really the best way to go about it, she could've been more humane about euthanizing him. Now he has to deal with a traumatized leaky space horse who thinks no one loves him and needs so many medical procedures and can't do any of them without having a panic attack and also if he dies from any of the five million things he could die from, including the aforementioned "not thinking anyone loves him" thing, then Rocky is going to fall into an endless pit of despair so that was. Rude of her. On the third hand, if she hadn't strapped Grace to a rocket and chucked him into space, he would've never met Grace, so really, how much can he complain about it? On the fourth hand, the only reason that even happened was because Stratt is at least 54% liable in a major engineering disaster, so now he has beef with her from a professional standpoint and he can't just let go of that until she faces the Eridian justice system which isn't happening. On the fifth hand, Stratt is human, and that means she's every bit of a leaky space blob that Grace is and really, how mad can you actually stay at a gooey alien care bear thing, long-term, and how much energy is Rocky willing to put into finding out when Grace doesn't seem to be all that mad at her, just really sad about the whole thing?

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Rorschach test, final level, legendary difficulty

@hermann-rorschach

You’ve already anchored me to this response, this deplorable image is all i am able to perceive at the moment.