. . .I will abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.

And the two of them are just trading scathing comments back and forth and glaring daggers across the table like

"The audacity of this bitch??" - literally both of them

And then there's poor Elendil, increasingly terrified of where this is going,

don’t tell me you’re after him again?

nice to know we’re so easily replaced.

your ma spoutin’ gossip? i don’t believe it!

big fan of manure or something?

i’m sorry that my first words to you were so unkind.

i’ve just never had any friends my age.

is that a good enough reason, or…?

i suppose it does, in a strange sort of way!

good sir knight, if i may…

if i knew the royal knights were such royal turds…

how you came to walk among these animals is beyond me.

you did not just punch a knight!

did they command you to sob like a baby?

i mean, if nothing else, we’re not dead. you could at least crack a smile.

we lack the time to discuss it further.

i pray that it keeps you safe.

i would have stayed by your side and protected you until my dying days.

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

Alternatively, send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible! Please specify the muse for multimuses!

✘ = hugging them.

Δ = playing with their hair.

❤ = kissing them.

₪ = asking them out for dinner.

☀ = giving them a gift of _ ( asker’s choice ) .

♘ = stabbing them.

♕ = bowing down before them.

♒ = lying to them.

✿ = buying them flowers.

☾ = being found shirtless.

♢ = reading them a story.

☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm.

✎ = speaking in a different language.

✏ = teaching them a different language.

▄ = telling them a joke.

♬ = singing to them.

☹ = insulting a loved one.

ஐ = slapping them.

✂ = threatening them.

❃ = dancing with them.

▤ = falling asleep on them.

☮ = waking them up after a nightmare.

♣ = discovering them crying.

回 = patching a wound.

✮ = stargazing.

▓ = caught stealing their belongings.

☽ = wandering alone at night.

♡ = complimenting them.

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight.

☢ = falling over.

✦ = being well-dressed.

❂ = wiping blood off their face.

◎ = taking care of them while ill.

☁ = being caught in the middle of a storm with them.

⇕ = holding their hand.

↱ = being lost with them.

☠ = pushing them against a wall.

Hi, this is of extremely questionable quality at best. We started with technical issues, and then I intended to do a lot more fun editing. However I apparently cannot catch a break from my body lately and I am alllll out of spoons. So... Yeah I'm calling this good. It was fun to make though lol

Also the people have spoken and preferred it all in one.

Now I vividly remember being a mess when this happened:

So I might just screech for All Eternity when this ↓ man gets a hot armour & crown onscreen:

nao tem nd melhor que o Elendil sorrindo

The what if?

The forever unfulfilled.

The undisclosed desire.

Reclaim your lordship. And with this sword, your destiny.

The Fallen Kings