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I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

TWINK ≠ SUBMISSIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU

“Ah good, I was afraid you thought I was a bitch boy for a sec there. If so I’d have to kill you”

OH, WE BOTH KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH BOY IN THIS SITUATION ;]

“You flirting with me or somethin’?”

;] MAYHAPS SO…

“Well, sorry to burst your bubble but you aren’t getting any of this hot piece of ass”

>:[

“Live with it, hun”

>:’[ YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE MEAN

“It was literally in the job application that I do”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

TWINK ≠ SUBMISSIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU

“Ah good, I was afraid you thought I was a bitch boy for a sec there. If so I’d have to kill you”

OH, WE BOTH KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH BOY IN THIS SITUATION ;]

“You flirting with me or somethin’?”

;] MAYHAPS SO…

“Well, sorry to burst your bubble but you aren’t getting any of this hot piece of ass”

>:[

“Live with it, hun”

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I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

TWINK ≠ SUBMISSIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU

“Ah good, I was afraid you thought I was a bitch boy for a sec there. If so I’d have to kill you”

OH, WE BOTH KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH BOY IN THIS SITUATION ;]

“You flirting with me or somethin’?”

;] MAYHAPS SO…

“Well, sorry to burst your bubble but you aren’t getting any of this hot piece of ass”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

TWINK ≠ SUBMISSIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU

“Ah good, I was afraid you thought I was a bitch boy for a sec there. If so I’d have to kill you”

OH, WE BOTH KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH BOY IN THIS SITUATION ;]

“You flirting with me or somethin’?”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

TWINK ≠ SUBMISSIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU

“Ah good, I was afraid you thought I was a bitch boy for a sec there. If so I’d have to kill you”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

WHEN DID I EVER IMPLY YOU ARE NOT SUNSHINR LOLLIPOPS TO LOOK AT. WE BOTH KNOW I AM AN UGLY, DISGUSTING MONSTER AND YOU ARE A LOVELY ROBOT TWINK.

“Well damn, do I really seem that submissive in this position?”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

IIITS NOT A DOG DICK BECAUSE ITS NOT ATTACHED TO A DOG I AM NOT A DOG

“Well you aren’t a ray of sunshine lollipops to look at either, but you don’t see me complaining”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

PUT THAT AWAY. I PROGRAMMED YOUR DICK TO BE WAY TOO BIG. JUST HAVE A NORMAL FURRY KNOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

“Fuck you and your dog dick bullshit. I do what I want”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

*POOR EXCUSE FOR SEXYNESS. MY EYE WORKS JUST FINE THANK YOU.

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

IM NOT GOING TO FUCK STALIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

“You sure you’re ready for this? Might want to advert your poor excuse of an eye for my sexyness”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”

MAYBE SO. ITS ALMOST LIKE I BOUGHT THEM TO APPEAL TO A CERTIAN SOMEONE. HM.

“Sorry, bro, but Stalin’s dead so I don’t know how much you’re going to get out of that deal.  Besides, I got something even better”

I CANT EVEN EAT, YOU COMMUNIST

“Who’re you calling communist? I’m not the one who was swooning over the red army”

I SWOON FOR NO MAN, YOU SOFT-HEARTED HOOLIGAN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE AN ORGAN FETISH.

YOU CAN’T DISPUTE THE TRUTH, ORGAN-FUCKER

“Nah but I can let out the fact that you have high-thigh stockings and panties with the commie symbol on it. so there’s that.”