buckle up, fucklehead

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

I love Environmental Storytelling

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

#[loading chekhov's missile launcher] haha isnt this cultural exchange funny and awkwardly endearing @valtsv

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

being drunk and horny does feel a bit like there's a demonic influence

Charlie Bucket was a final girl