𝘪 𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶!

Send one for my muse’s opinion on:

⚡️ Magic and Mages in general;

⭐️ The Circle of Magi;

🔥 Blood Magic;

☀️ The Chantry;

❇️ The Divine;

🔵 The Templars;

✳️ The Rite of Tranquility;

🔴 The Mage-Templar War;

☯️ The Order of the Grey Wardens;

🔱 Spirits and the Fade;

🐶 Ferelden;

💎 Orlais;

🎲 The Grand Game;

🌱 Tevinter;

💢 Slavery;

🌺 City Elves;

🌿 Dalish Elves;

⬇️ Underground Dwarves;

⬆️ Surface Dwarves;

❌ Caste system;

📖 The Inquisition;

❓ Religion (one or more of them);

💋 Sexuality and marriage;

❝ Is there anything better than PUSSY? Yes, a really good book! ❞

❝ Hello… FUCKER. I’m gonna kill your whole family for fun. ❞

❝ I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED– I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?! ❞

❝ Oh my GOD, they were roommates! ❞

❝ Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are blue… Why-why’d you leave me ____, what did I do? ❞

❝ Do you ever… like wake up or… do–uh–like, do something and you’re just like ‘what the he–fuck is going on?’ ❞

❝ Do I look like–? ❞

❝ I do love working here, it’s just– We all have a lot of laughs. ❞

❝ Fuck off, ____! I’m not going to your fucking [event]. ❞

*sigh* ❝ My name is ____, I hate everyone in here. Especially ____, she’s a whore. ❞

❝ Hey, ____! You’re no good, _____! You’ll never be shit! You’re JUST. LIKE. YOUR FATHER. ❞

❝ Dude, what the fuck? This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you! ❞

❝ Hey yo, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground, it melted and now my SOCK is wet— who the fuck wanna DIE?! ❞

❝ Wha–you spilled–whawhawha– LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?! ❞

❝ I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people — Hey! … Fucking bitch. ❞

❝ I don’t really wanna do the work today. ❞

❝ Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe! ❞

❝ When will you learn?? That your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!. ❞

❝ Welcome to Bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa, my Lord! ❞

❝ Country boooooy, I loooove yooooou. ❞

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties… ❞

❝ He needs some milk! ❞

❝ Hi, I’m _____, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher. ❞

❝ Bitch, you’re gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING! ❞

❝ I’m old! I’m SIXTEEN! I’m a GRANDmother. ❞

❝ You know what? I’m about to say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

&burn

❝ if we were meant to be, we would have been by now.  ❞

❝ go ahead and watch my heart burn. ❞

❝ your love feels so fake. ❞

❝ if i could get to sleep, i would have slept by now ❞

❝ i won’t forget your laugh. ❞

hostage

❝ i wanna be alone. alone with you — does that make sense? ❞

❝ i wanna steal your soul. ❞

❝ i don’t know what feels true. ❞

❝ it’s not like me to be so mean. ❞

❝ you’re all i wanted. ❞

❝ just let me hold you. ❞

bellyache

❝ my friends aren’t far. ❞

❝ i’m too young to go to jail. ❞

❝ my v is for vendetta. ❞

❝ now i got a bellyache. ❞

❝ i wanna make ‘em scared like i could be anywhere. ❞

all the good girls go to hell

❝ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❞

❝ got friends but can’t invite them. ❞

❝ all the good girls go to hell. ❞

❝ look at you needing me. ❞

❝ you know i’m not your friend without some greenery. ❞

❝ there’s nothing left to save now. ❞

xanny

❝ i must be missing something. ❞

❝ i don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❞

❝ nobody’s ever sorry. ❞

❝ i can’t afford to love someone. ❞

❝ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❞

ilomilo

❝ told you not to worry. ❞

❝ honey, what’s your hurry? ❞

❝ where did you go? ❞

❝ hurry, i’m worried. ❞

❝ the friends i’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night. ❞

❝ tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❞

❝ i just wanted to protect you, but now i’ll never get to. ❞

when the party’s over

❝ don’t you know i’m no good for you? ❞

❝ nothing ever stops you leaving. ❞

❝ i could lie, say i like it like that. ❞

❝ don’t you know too much already? ❞

❝ i’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❞

❝ i’ll call you when the party’s over. ❞ 

you should see me in a crown

❝ you should see me in a crown. ❞

❝ i’m gonna run this nothing town. ❞

❝ watch me make ‘em bow one by one. ❞

❝ your silence is my favorite sound. ❞

❝ tell me which one is worse: living or dying first? ❞

❝ i like the way they all scream. ❞

bury a friend

❝ what do you want from me? ❞

❝ why don’t you run from me? ❞

❝ what do you know? ❞

❝ why aren’t you scared of me? ❞

❝ why do you care for me? ❞

❝ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❞

❝ we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart. ❞

❝ honestly, i thought that i would be dead by now. ❞

lovely

❝ i hope someday i’ll make it out of here. ❞

❝ need a place to hide, but can’t find one near. ❞

❝ something’s on my mind. ❞

bad guy

❝ i do what i want when i’m wanting to. ❞

❝ so, you’re a tough guy. ❞

❝ i’m that bad ‘might seduce your dad’ type. ❞

❝ i’m the bad guy. duh! ❞

❝ i like it when you take control, even if you know that you don’t. ❞

❝ own me, i’ll let you play the role. ❞

❝ i like when you get mad. ❞

❝ i guess i’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❞

❝ you said she’s scared of me? ❞

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