Dumb Frog Girl

wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

oopsie, I tiptoed through old memories and now my soul aches a little

they wont let the pope be a girl bc they would have to use her breast milk to do communion

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law

“we find the defendant guilty, but we also find that the plaintiff brought it on themselves”

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all 

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises