You look nice today!

NEVER bring an elven shoegaze producer to a dwarven industrial rave I watched my homie Shi'kaal the Introspective get torn limb from limb in the pit 😭😭😭

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

girls will drink a cold beverage and go "tch... it's no werewolf cock, but it's alright, i guess."

When she doesn't reblog one of my tumblr posts in 28hrs I promptly delete it and waterboard myself in the bath until I've repented

the longer i am online the more i am realizing that homestuck is an inkblot test for literally everything under the fucking sun. homestuck is about marxism! homestuck is about how bec noir killing mom and dad was a sex metaphor! homestuck is about how the demiurge is evil and the only way to truly be happy is to escape the material plane of the story! homestuck is about a man who hates his stupid hat! homestuck can be about whatever the FUCK you want it to be about, if you look hard enough

it goes the other way too; once youve read homestuck you see it everywhere. baking aisle in the grocery store? homestuck. diners drive ins and dines is on the tv when you walk downstairs? homestuck. some kid offers you a pack of gushers in exchange for your service as a bodyguard? homestuck. dont even get me started on seeing animals or fucking zodiac signs or even just WORDS 

at this point homestuck is just the heart of the internet in the sense that it both takes in and puts out a massive amount of cultureal influence

sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

it's always "don't repeat the cycle" and "beware of the cycle" and never How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

[trying to show my left-handed friend I'm a good ally] yeah it surprised me a lot how much anti-left-handed language is still floating around. it's honestly kind of sinis... sorry, I didn't mean that, I wasn't trying to be passive aggressive or underhanded or....... I try so hard.anfi always,mess up erverythijgg..